sitting in the hotel bar alone like a loser, if movies have taught me anything it's that a handsome stranger should approach me pretty soon
@Bambi_Lashes Who will then speak the words 'How much?' before flashing his wedding ring.
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@eloquent_dog it's okay though because if movies have taught me one other thing it's that he'll end up leaving his wife for me.
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