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Turning 28 in a couple weeks so gonna start reading dumb Malcolm Gladwell books called like “Mindf***ness: 12 ways to kick life’s ass by thinking clearly”

Gonna have my parents help me buy a shit house that I hate in like ferntree gully and decorate it with “live laugh love” prints

Might fuck around and marry someone I don’t even like that much and drain out their banal conversation by listening to the barefoot investor podcast and playing SlotMania on my iPhone

Taking a 5 day holiday to surfers paradise and posting Instagram photos of the view from our 3 star rated airbnb with captions like “this’ll do” & “tough life”

Make sure you save for your 30th and book out a pub and invite some of your middle managers.

Also get yourself a Ford Ranger ute on a shitty finance deal and drive it from your gully home to outside work at the engineering firm in Prahran where it becomes a ticket magnet.

Claim that as an asset write off too.

Use the money I save in tax to fund the 3 “fun runs” I do each year where 2% of money raised actually makes it to the people affected by some new lung cancer that was probably caused by some neo-asbestos used in the deregulated building industry :)