Turning 28 in a couple weeks so gonna start reading dumb Malcolm Gladwell books called like “Mindf***ness: 12 ways to kick life’s ass by thinking clearly”
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Gonna have my parents help me buy a shit house that I hate in like ferntree gully and decorate it with “live laugh love” prints
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Might fuck around and marry someone I don’t even like that much and drain out their banal conversation by listening to the barefoot investor podcast and playing SlotMania on my iPhone
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Taking a 5 day holiday to surfers paradise and posting Instagram photos of the view from our 3 star rated airbnb with captions like “this’ll do” & “tough life”
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Make sure you save for your 30th and book out a pub and invite some of your middle managers.
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No presents please: instead give what you can spare to our upcoming trip to Cambodia to give toothbrushes to kids still feeling the effects of agent orange
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Buy yourself really expensive ski gear and never use it after the first season because you got into kayaking up the Yarra into the black hole that has somehow physically manifested from your clinical depression.
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