Me: how old is ur child? Person: 36 months! Me: .....yes.
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that's a fun month!
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Unfortunately none of the ages are fun
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Haha I do this even tho I'm a parent... Because really what else is there to say? "Good for you, keeping them alive this long!"

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Not a parent, but same. All kids ages are fun, all kids are cute, all dogs are good dogs, all dogs are cute. There has never been, and never will be a scenario where saying "your X is bad" to a casual acquaintance is worth it
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I *love* how the terrible twos start at 18 months and last until you kick them out of home at 35
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If you reply "13", and they still say "that's a fun age" in an upbeat tone, then you know they're a sadist.
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18? Oh, nice! That’s when I started binge drinking and having random sex! I bet they’re really enjoying it.
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Me: how old is ur imaginary child Person: i
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My child is 89
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Me... not that I know a damn thing about parenting but pretending I do and desperately attempting to make conversation
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Me: oh that’s a difficult age
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It’s true though! They’re all fun ages. And difficult ages.
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this is a public service lie transmitted from parent to parent so that we don't drive ourselves and our kids into a lake
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When the answer is "14", the "oh that's a fun age" response is usually dripping w sarcasm.
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Them: 3 Me: I'm so sorry
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