Now I’m travelling I can blame all my awkwardness and obnoxious over-familiarity on being Australian instead of just a terrible personality 
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dider howmany times a day u go bathroom
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I have a really small bladder so I go like every hour, it’s really cool for when I stay at peoples houses and am constantly running around their house flushing!! How about u
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i wash my hands a lot because i am ill mentally so i go to the bathroom more than i “go to the bathroom.” also that’s totally a normal question to ask in america. if you ask someone that and they’re put off by it, they’re the weird one
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"Sorry, I'm Australian too!?" I bewilderedly answer with a thick German accent as I pound my face into my plate of lasagna and insist that I never go to the toilet
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I get that, but I don’t know why this is your fault...pic.twitter.com/ybBVLvmPsj
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It is your birthright to pull those types of hijinkx!
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