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Deirdre
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john stamos won't return my emails
www.instagram.com/fidgefiggled.substack.comJoined March 2009

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A product labelled ‘guilt-free’ is not authorised to tell me how much guilt I can feel
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great day to share some of my fav pics of princess diana hanging out and shaking hands w AIDS patients at a time when the disease was so stigmatized, nurses would leave trays of food outside of patients’ rooms for fear of catching it via touch
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Me watching a movie for the 193rd time when the protagonist encounters a setback: AW god no shitting fuck i hope they’ll be okay 🥺
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Jobseeker hasn’t been enough to live on for years but especially now it’s time to #Raisetherate
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ACOSS's firm view is that JobSeeker, Youth Allowance and related payments are inadequate for all. We must #RaisetheRate to at least $76 a day so that people can cover the basics. A 🧵- comments attributable to @cassandragoldie 1/5
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Did anyone else who was young in the 90s think life would have way more mice with ears on their back
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Streaming services hate words like ‘comedy’ and ‘horror’ so we are forced to choose genres like ‘laugh your face out’ and ‘spookapalooza’
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I reckon if John C Reilly knew how much I wanted him to be my dad he would contact the authorities
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When I hold someone else’s phone i unconsciously act like it’s a bomb. Careful… different buttons… I may just blow this goddam earth to pieces
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Whenever I rewatch Arrested Development I’m like ‘oh no what if this is the time I discover I’ve seen it too many times’. But it never is
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Watching a TV show and jeez Louise…. it’s just predicament after predicament with this guy….
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if someone sends you a meme and you've already seen it do you acknowledge you've seen it
  • yes (rude)
    36.9%
  • no (considerate)
    63.1%
1,183 votesFinal results
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When I was little I opened the Bible to see what all the fuss was about and it was just a bunch of guys begatting each other
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Working as a party bus driver and using the speaker every 20 minutes to itemise my life regrets
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Where’s that tweet about one of your followers joining in on a conversation and you’re like do not disgrace me like this
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In 2016 I was actually social, pretending I was okay, then had a huge breakdown :)
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U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016
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What’s black and white and reed all over?…. A newspaper covered in reeds. Maybe it was in a lake. Anyway
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I’m on Instagram @ fidge if people are leaving here btw 🦐 the prawn is unrelated, I just think he’s nice
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trying on shoes is so embarrassing. hopping about like a toddler while some 25 year old goes 'how do those feel?' Feels humiliating cheers
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Vapes? Cute. I prefer chewing tobacco, no matter how much it makes my tummy hurt, I eat heaps. Because im an adult
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