Ryan S. Hubschrauber

@fffv

brevity is...wit.

digital hell
Joined August 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Jul 2020

    i miss being able to do dumb things without mentally and physically destroying myself

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  2. 8 hours ago

    I can say "unfortunately, no" in 3 languages, but that might not be enough

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  3. Mar 2

    nightcore's greatest innovation was how it significantly reduced the time required to listen to an entire song

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  4. Mar 1

    can't keep convincing myself that anything I do is remotely worthwhile

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  5. Feb 28

    how many times will a recruiter contact me about the job I'm currently doing as a contractor?

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  6. Feb 22
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  7. Feb 21

    gucci gucci is proto-hyperpop

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  8. Feb 19

    there's a bit in the new patricia lockwood book where the narrator asks her husband what he would eat as a last meal and he says something like "a banana, because I wouldn't want to get too full" and i can't stop thinking about it

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  9. Feb 17

    traumprinz is so good at doing the thing traumprinz does

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  10. Feb 16
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  11. Feb 10

    a just god would not ask me to write javascript

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  12. Feb 10

    sadly conceding the fact that the spotify algorithm has me completely figured out

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  13. Feb 2

    aesthetically, yes; however practically, I have a number of maintenance concerns

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  14. Jan 29
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  15. Jan 26

    bring me the sweater with the thumb holes

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  16. Jan 25

    definitive list of historically significant rock bands: 1. the tough alliance 2. atari teenage riot 3. big black

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  17. Jan 20

    nighttime is vatican shadow time

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  18. Jan 15

    not sure why I keep trying to escape death

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  19. Jan 12

    I feel like my life would have turned out a lot differently if my given name was Rob Monster.

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  20. 22 Dec 2020

    my entire spring and summer was walking aimlessly around ugly suburbia listening to mas amable

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  21. 22 Dec 2020

    switch year in review stats making me feel real bad

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