Ferrett Steinmetz

@ferretthimself

Writer of FLEX, a novel of magical paperwork and fatherly love. The sequel THE FLUX will be out in October, NOT THAT THAT'S IMPORTANT OR ANYTHING

Rocky River, OH
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Joined May 2009
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  1. 3 hours ago

    Their ‘mancy was, in a weird way, a magical incarnation of the American Dream: hard work guaranteed rewards.

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  2. 4 hours ago

    "She's the hero Hollywood deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it."

    Carrie Fisher slams body shamers: ‘Blow us’
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  3. 8 hours ago

    Of all the best-of end-of-year roundups I've been mentioned in, I think I'm happiest to be namechecked in this one:

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    Dec 27

    My favourite review of Charles Bukowski's works.

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    10:20 PM - 27 Dec 2015 · Details
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    9 hours ago

    The Han and Leia story is so romantic. Until you realize the Millennium Falcon is the equivalent of living in an 18-wheeler in truck-stops.

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    11 hours ago

    This quote from Congressman Ted Yoho was fake in 2014 and it is still fake today.

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  7. 13 hours ago

    I was going to pursue my dream of becoming a professional miniature golfer, but my wife told me not to go tilting at windmills.

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    13 hours ago

    Huh. It's almost like ANYBODY can live paycheck to paycheck if they CHOOSE TO SPEND THE WHOLE THING EVERY WEEK.

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    11:44 AM - 29 Dec 2015 · Details
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  9. 15 hours ago

    Note that when Vader took off his helmet he looked like Uncle Fester with a head wound.

    They probably let Driver take off his helmet too much. If Vader had his helmet off the whole time it'd be different
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  10. 16 hours ago

    Your Second Love Language Is Always Scripted.

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    21 hours ago Sydney, New South Wales

    When you consume nothing but nerd garbage all your life and then find out how symbolism works

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    3:38 AM - 29 Dec 2015 · Details
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    Dec 28

    Well, this kind of makes my day. Thanks, .

    .’s BARSK is a late-breaking entry on our list of the year’s best SFF:
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  13. 17 hours ago

    If you'd told me "colorless mana matters" would be the next Magic set's theme, I'd have assumed it was a joke that Wizards ran out of ideas.

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    Dec 28

    I need a gun to protect myself against the tyrannical government, who I also universally support whenever they kill citizens.

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  15. Retweeted
    18 hours ago Denver, CO

    I am devouring FLEX by - amazing! Fresh, intense magic plus brilliant characters and big plot.

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  16. 17 hours ago

    Before the TFA came out, I said, "I'm not expecting a new Holy Trilogy, but I'd be happy with a Pirates of the Caribbean." We got that much.

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    Oct 18

    Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.

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    Dec 28

    This girl is a classmate of and the sign she's holding says all that needs to be said.

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    Dec 28

    It's probably a good time to say my favorite urban fantasy this year, Rupert Wong, Cannibal Chef , 50% off now.

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