a student arrives late to class: professor: why did you arrive late to my class? student: well... pr': don't you know punctuality is important? st': being late actually caused George Dantzig to solve two open problems. pr': I've seen you grades son, you're no George Dantzig.
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At an introductory event for incoming students a couple of days after I arrived at Stanford for the O.R. Ph.D. program, George Dantzig offered to pay 1 dollar for every mistake anyone found in a paper he was preparing for publication.. (1/4)
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He said he would pay a dollar for each mistake, whether a typo or a deep mathematical error. I read his paper and found 7 mistakes - 5 of them were typos and 2 were minor mathematical errors of things which didn't affect the flow or conclusions of the paper, (2/4)
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but were not written out quite right. I went to his office to give him the list of 7 errors with no expectation I would or should be paid. He read my list, and agreed that they were all errors. (3/4)
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Then he got out his wallet and started counting out 7 dollars. I said "I can't take that." He said "No, I insist." I said "O.k., thanks" and took the 7 dollars. (4/4)
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It makes one wonder how he might have fared had he known they were open problems.
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On another note, I used to have a professor who sneaked unsolved problems in worksheets. I remember spending hours on one of them, finally googling it, and discovering that it was unsolved. Bad memories.
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Hopefully it gives you an insight of how France got their Fields medals
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I wonder how many times students have unwittingly cranked out new proofs but their professors just published the proofs under their own name...
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And I can't do my actual homework.
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Imagine doing something this impressive by mistake. I can’t do anything even remotely impressive on purpose.
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My first publication was of this type! The professor gave us optimization problems to formulate and solve with Cplex as homework. One was hard, so I tried a few things and eventually came up with a valid inequality that sped things up significantly.
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He is also the father of linear programminghttps://www.wikiwand.com/en/Linear_programming …
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George was a wonderful man and a good family friend, with a GSOH. He once offered to elope with my mother, who agreed - on condition that her husband could come too.
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