Who says the perfect playlist for eating an Alabama White Sauce sandwich doesn’t exist?
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Jenna
@feministcommas
Environmental Justice Major | Capricorn | Guinea Pig Mom
University of AlabamaBorn January 10Joined April 2013
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“If you care about the world you live in, protect the bees!” 🐝 This #UA student club wants a friendlier world for the bees – and it’s not just for the honey!! 😆 All the buzz about their beehives + efforts on campus → bit.ly/2Vifq7y 🐝
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*checks email at party*
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boys:
-leave you on read
big time rush:
-tuck you in over the phone
-think about you worldwide
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Calling all artists; it's your time to shine! The Marr's Field Journal is currently accepting submissions for 2018-2019. Check out mfj.ua.edu/submit/ to learn more about how you can submit your work! Artist Credit: Lips by Allison Gant #mfj #uastudentmedia
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Just realized I accidentally made one of my characters’ names in a short story a sex term. And I turned that story into my creative writing class to be workshopped tomorrow. Stay tuned!!!!
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Today is brought to you by frantically avoiding eye contact with guys you used to hook up with.
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Athletic Director Greg Byrne, Terry Saban, SGA President Price McGiffert and Alabama running back Damien Harris have announced the return of #DixielandDelight, asking students to "keep it classy." Listen for the song during the fourth quarter of Saturday's homecoming game.
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I’ve been just chilling on my flight for a while, waiting for take off, and the captain has just come on saying we have STOWAWAYS on this flight. Someone REALLY wants to get to NC and I get it.
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First day back on campus I have already seen 86% of the people I hoped to never see again
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I’m working at a university this summer I do not attend but everyone thinks I’m a student and asks me questions and I’ve never felt less helpful
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Love yourself enough to buy fancy cheeses for no one to eat but you
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I’m really wearing a “stop and sip the rosè” shirt to a retirement complex this morning
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What I will never understand is why boys send the most UNFLATTERING snaps
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I am filling out my 2018-2019 planner today. If you have any hopes of seeing me this next academic year, I suggest requesting dates as far in advance as possible. Slots are filling up. Mental breakdowns are being scheduled. Color coded.
Next available social date: Error 404
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Today I single handedly broke my town’s really nice and expensive hole puncher this will be my legacy rip
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I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: smarturl.it/NewLightVideo
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I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.
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My brother is drunk texting me encouraging life advice and I’ve never witnessed anything so pure
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Cute boys are INCONVENIENT when you hate men
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I literally see all of my LEAST favorite people everywhere I go and I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SHAKE THEM
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We’re coming back for SEASON 2!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Michelle and I are so inspired by all the young people who made today’s marches happen. Keep at it. You’re leading us forward. Nothing can stand in the way of millions of voices calling for change.
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I’m only a fan of very few men and supportive dads are all of them
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The non-binary gender debate ended in 2008 when Britney Spears clarified that there are only two kinds of people in the world, ones that entertain, and the ones that observe.
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looking forward to the 1,138th episode of Conan tonight
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Netflix announced it will release over 700 original TV series and movies this year. That explains their new slogan, “Quantity.”
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Why yes, yes I am freezing in shorts today. But no, no I will not do laundry.
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Read women.
Cite women.
Credit women.
Teach women.
Publish women.
Present women.
Acknowledge women.
Award women.
Amplify women.
Hire women.
Support women.
Promote women.
Hear women.
Believe women.
Follow women.
Pay women.
Pay women.
Pay women.
#IWD2018
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Trying to balance empowering children with the confidence to follow their dreams while also trying to stop the spread of capitalist idealology that you must go to college to be successful 😤😓😓😤
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MASH was the real deal. Maybe if you wouldn’t have cheated…😏
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Me in 3rd grade cheating at MASH so I can live in a mansion with Jesse McCartney
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❤️Don’t take money from the 💕
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The amount of times I’ve walked barefoot across campus is just absurd at this point
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You know, when I said I wanted the real world to be more like Harry Potter I just meant the teleportation and the magic stuff, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back.
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