Let's vote! Condiment most likely to usher in the apocalypse:
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lbr I hate mayo enough that I *almost* voted for it but I recognize its value as a binder for tuna salad, whereas guacamole with peas is a crime against God.
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I saw a recipe in an Alabama newsletter that called for mayo in guacamole and now 2018 is cancelled
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I love pumpkin spice cause im basic that way. But World War 4 will be faught because of the pumpkin spice shortage, It started on local starbucks and then spread to the rest of the world.
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I've stuck with Ebony this whole time, but her saying mayo would cause the end of the world broke it for me!! I can't stan her anymore.
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Mayonnaise is a perfectly delicious condiment, the problem is when people think it's interchangeable with shit like Miracle Whip. Mayo is supposed to actually have a flavour, not just be white sandwich-moistener.
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Disagree, but she had me at her Salieri from Amadeus analogy.
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If by mayo you mean “white people” then yeah prolly
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How do those points connect?
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i have never agreed with anything so hard in my life
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very much agree
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If you mean lack of mayo then I agree.
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