She's coming in about three weeks so I guess I should announce this and stuff.
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Actress, New Media Geek, Author, Gamer, Misanthrope. I like to keep my Tweets real and not waste people's time. she/her
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Oh yeah Calliope Maeve has hit the world. Currently wearing a onesie that says "Bard in Training." #LessThanThree
Like this picture as much as you would me in a bikini. It’s just as sexy, promise. #VoteBlue2020
LGBT citizens need to get one of those constitutional amendments to protect them. Seems to be working out really well for the guns.
Can women start suing men who get the pregnant? Because at this point it could be a literal death sentence.
People asking me to tweet less politics and more geek stuff: Hard to share how pretty the drapes are when the house is on fire around them.
How the fuck are you an undecided voter at this point? Like, seriously.
Today my 2 year old requested almond butter toast with olives on it for breakfast and said she wanted to be an air conditioner for Halloween.
I think she’s trying to out-weird me, y’all.
Finally feeling like myself again! I combed my hair and everything. (Calliope's hair too)
Sat down in my favorite jeans and the whole crotch ripped open and my ass fell out. So that’s how 2019 is ending for me.
If you show up in my timeline defending taking these kids away from their families I am blocking you. Get out of my timeline. Get out of my life. You are a bad person.
3-year-old: mama why do people get married?
Me: well, when two people love each other very much it can be a good thing to do for tax purposes.
Tears. These guys, and this show, changed my life. And the lives of so many other cast, crew and fans, for so many awesome years. Always will be grateful to be part of the #SPNFamiIy. On air or off. <3
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Hey #SPNFamily here’s a little message from @JensenAckles @mishacollins and me. I’m so grateful for the family that’s been built because of the show. Excuse me while i go cry.
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A woman at the garden store just pulled her mask down to sneeze near me and I want to shove a succulent up her Pilates-tight asshole. Happy Sunday.
Oh wait I did it! I found a photo of you on my phone ! It's so flattering and celebrates your chiseled looks so well I have to tweet it for your birthday! MUCH LOVE HUNKA HUNKA!
I honestly don't even understand the logic of JK Rowling's argument. All I know is that it feels steeped in fear and hate and it makes me so so sad.
Prediction: After this no woman will ever want to go back to wearing a bra, makeup, or real pants again.
It’s my birthday! Here’s how I look on the outsides and how I feel on my insides!
I used to live in fear that if I tweeted stuff that was too controversial I'd alienate sponsors. But if they think that standing up to what's happening right now is "controversial", they can stick their $$ where the sun don't shine.
And to be clear, I mean their butthole.
A public square is owned by the public. This is a money making venture. You use our freely given information to pay yourselves. This is a ridiculous comparison. A coffee shop would be expected to throw out racist abusers and harassers for the benefit of their customers.
Hugs out there to everyone feeling down today. I'm with you. Tomorrow will be better. Maybe. No promises. Still hugs.
My two year old just ran up to me offering me an apple sauce pouch. “I got it on a work trip mama. For you. It’s from Paris. It’s gluten free.” Am I raising a douchebag?
My favorite thing at fan conventions lately is dads attending with their teen daughters, watching them geek out together. Thank you for helping your children find out who they are and celebrating it. Fathers are amazing.
Im sorry why am I seeing right wing politicians, one after another, in my timeline? I do not follow them. I do not want to see their tweets. WTF is this platform doing besides self destructing and dying right now?
Advice: just because you’re bored during Covid don’t go to Target and impulse buy pink hair dye and put it on your head. You will regret it.
Grant had a heart as big as the moon. The world is more broken without him.
Omg yes! Something good in the world happened!! #BidenHarris2020
Just occurred to me that this is me, most days, either taking meetings on Zoom or streaming video games. I'm basically living inside my show, The Guild. LOL.
It's the last day of filming on the set of #Supernatural. Even from afar, didn't know I'd feel all these feelings. Thank you for 8 years of playing an amazing character. Nothing else will match being a part of the #SPN family <3
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Sorry my feed is not that jovial lately. Taking babies from breastfeeding mothers and putting children in cages kind of dampens my geek enthusiasm a little.
I was gonna tweet about my book but I saw this and here’s my rewrite:
Fuck this guy.
Fans keep linking pictures of me and Stan and I can't stop crying. He was so kind to everyone, especially young artists. He made it seem like your dreams were possible even if you were a misfit. ESPECIALLY if you were a misfit. #RIPStan you will be so so missed.
Can't be at the #WomensMarch today because I'm about to drop a baby out my vag, but I'm donating to the .
So I’m too lazy and cheap to buy new pants. Im using a hair tie to give me an extra inch. Is this kind of YOLO liberating or realllllly sad?
Hey if a person didn’t directly give you their address, don’t send things to them. It’s frightening and scary and over the line to get a strangers letter or package as a public figure. I don’t care if your intentions are kind. The result makes people feel unsafe in their own home
Double Vaxxed while listening to Hamilton. I’m feeling powerful as hell now, bitches.
Got in bed, felt something moving in my hair, brushed it with my hand and a huge ass spider fell onto my pillow. I don’t think listening to a meditation tape is gonna be enough to get me to sleep, folks.
#FirstHeadshot Because I thought I was moving to Hollywood in 1928.
Flew solo with the baby. So easy. Completely relaxing. Let's do it again every day.
Toilet training my toddler.
Me: "If you pee in the potty you get a jellybean, a poo you get an M&M."
Toddler: "If I fart can I have a gummi bear?"
Me: "No, but good counter."
Confession: Today, when my three-year-old’s back was turned, I ate half her donut. Then, when she saw it was gone, I blamed it on the cat.
At the Smithsonian American History Museum, came around the corner and saw my outfit and burst into tears. What an honor! Thanks to so many people: Sarah Trost for designing the outfit, for designing the staff, the cast, my partner and 2all fans!
To me! Thank you all for helping me get through quarantine. It’s only tolerable because of the presence of community here and on Twitch and Discord. <3 here’s to many more birthdays together!
I'm so happy. Literally crying. A woman is gonna be vice-president you guys. And an amazing one at that.
Been trying to stay offline because I'm trying to make breastfeeding work and I swear to God politics is making my boobs dry up.
Who else feels sick to their stomach when they stand up for themselves about demanding the pay they deserve? I undervalue myself all the time, and I know it, but the idea of demanding more makes me nauseated.
I went in to the hospital to have a baby last week and came back out not recognizing my own country.
*Logs onto Instagram Sat night during the holidays*
*Sees all her friends at parties she wasn't invited to*
*Eats all the chocolate in the house and goes to bed at 8pm*
Hi. This is the first picture my daughter has ever drawn herself and given me. It’s of my boobies. #parenthood
Me: Singing along to “Let it Go” in the car at the top of my lungs.
Three-year-old: mama, take it down a notch. I can’t hear the GOOD singer. :////////
Made the mistake of laying down on the couch before going out to a party. 50/50 I get up again.
I am an adult woman and just made the decision to walk out of aerobics class halfway through and go buy a donut.
If you’re wondering how my weekend is going, I just put together an IKEA cabinet and realized when I went to put the last piece on, the door, that every single piece was put on backwards.
3 year old before quarantine: Can I have a carrot stick while you read me a book?
Me: ok.
3 year old during quarantine: Can I eat a bowl of whipped cream while we play video games?
Me: Why not.
This tweet is from yesterday morning. It did NOT age well.
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What is this feeling. Is it...hope?
Happy 10th birthday to this version of me! Charlie Bradbury, you'll always be inside me.
Well, not in a creepy way. You guys know what I mean. #SPNFam4Lyfe
LOL love how Trump supporters enjoy announcing that they're not following me anymore.
*whispers* -- I don't care.
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Here’s a picture of my face. I had tacos for dinner. I’m begging you, PLEASE VOTE.
Shoutout to all the parents who accidentally broke a new toy trying to assemble it and ruined their kids holiday!
Merry Christmas where’s the whiskey?!?
I hope my obituary is worded exactly the same.
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Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20 bit.ly/2EAyrJu
Just told Calliope, “It’s okay to fall down, that’s how you learn to get back up again.” And realized I’m really good at giving advice I need to give myself.
What jackass decided the pumpkin pie recipe needs 16 oz of pumpkin when the cans have 15 oz? The same dude who made hot dogs come in 10 and hot dog buns come in 8?!
It makes me sick to my stomach how many women in the geek world, from video games to comics to tabletop, are now coming forward with stories of harassment and predation they've experienced from prominent men in the industry. My heart is with you.
Am I a trash mom for wanting to skip the hassle of a 1rst birthday and just hand her a balloon and a cupcake and call it a day?
I just don’t understand more people not voting for . But whoever gets this nom is my person.
Guys, never thought i'd see the day, but I finally got a comment in a MST3K user review that said I was "too pretty" as a criticism. #madeit
Since I quit caffeine my sleep has been 50% more functional and my life 100% less enjoyable.
We raised $212,368.95 for and to #KeepFamiliesTogether. WOW.
Thank you for tuning-in for 12 hours, your support, and for being such an overwhelmingly generous community. We did it. ❤️❤️❤️
I got an air purifier that has an "air quality meter" on it and when I fart, totally serious, it turns red and goes turbo. That's SCIENCE.
So I’ve pretty much given up on myself and my outfit this morning proves it. Note the socks. One has French bulldogs on it.
I'm so sad about Luke Perry he was such a kind person. Enthusiastic and encouraging to everyone around him. <3 #RIP
How am I supposed to get work done with joy coursing through my veins?!?
Every time I go to block or mute someone, I click on their profile to make sure I'm not misunderstanding what they meant, and to see what kind of person they are.
90% of the time: Yup. I understood right. They suck.
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Got rejected by Hollywood on a few projects I love. Ate two cookies. Now working on other stuff.
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Oh no. Heartbroken. He was such a kind, brilliant person. #RIPSTANLEE
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Breaking: Stan Lee, Marvel Comics' real-life superhero, dies at 95 thr.cm/yAKezb
A squirrel just came through the open door of my back office, looked at me, pooped on the rug, and left. If I were an Ancient Roman, the augers would not predict an auspicious 2019 for me.
Happy holidays from Calliope and me! Look what 60 dollars at the hardware store can get you! I'm the next Anne Geddes y'all!
Gross that so many people on social media have a problem with trying to help immigrant children. They spout talking points like "help American foster kids and homeless kids first!" as they sit behind their computers spewing hatred and not helping anyone ever. #sad
Voila! Here's a look at me and in the #MST3K revival! Evil!!! Check all new episodes out April 14th exclusively on !
