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I used to know a few things about some things. Opinions expressed are my own.
Oakland, CAJoined March 2009

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When someone adds a :dumpsterfire: emoji to your startup's slack, that's like the canary telling you to run, right?
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I’ve been sleep/waking my Linux laptop for over a week. What’s the over/under on complete data loss? I’m going with “It’s a sure thing”.
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Startup's new policy is that everyone needs to send a weekly report of what they did that week. So, that's management failure 101, right? Time to abandon ship? Asking for a friend.
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It seems like the curling athletes from other countries do it in between Ironman events. Meanwhile team USA athletes look like their main sport is drinking domestic beer at the bowling alley.
Let he who is without a fetish for being spanked by a porn star with a magazine featuring you on the cover & then ask a lawyer set up a shell corp in Delaware to secretly pay hush money to hide your infidelity & the news leaks as you speak at a Pro-Life march cast the first stone
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I think your benefits website is down. The work life portal complains about no RPC connections. Ping if you need a consultant. But first I need to file my FSA expenses.
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In 20 days, these Corps announced empl layoffs, store closings Carrier 215 Walmart >3,000 Sams(Walmart)63 stores, 9,000 GE 12,00 AT&T 1,300 Macy's 10,000 Tenet Healthcare 2,000 Allergan 1,000 UAMs 600 Pfizer 300 GoPro >200 Northrop Grumman 82 Wells Fargo 800 bank branches by ‘20
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Just in 20 days, Americans have seen more than 2 million workers getting raises and bonuses.
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I wish the stadium announcer would stop chanting “Let’s Go Cavs”. It doesn’t look like anyone in the arena is chanting with him. Save it for when it matters. Has more impact.
In Norway... -- healthcare is virtually free; adults are required to pay an annual $246 deductible -- Women make up 41% of Parliament. The three most senior government leaders are women. It's ranked 3rd in gender equality in the world. Sounds like Trump's Personal Hell.
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Hey ! Thank you fo so carefully packing my car parts. They got here unscathed. Glad to know my shipping fee went to good use. But, sometimes, less is more. I have to take all this to the grocery store for recycling in my now functioning car.
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