Not if you have the only time machine and used to to travel time to stop everyone else who invented time travel before they invented it.pic.twitter.com/vzhXx4dZvd
Every time I see the line, "if I had a time machine I would have bought this stock", I want to reply, "if time travel existed, you couldn't use it to trade, because other traders would have already arbitraged all information from the future you came from"
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They say "If I had", not everybody else.
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As they say, "The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago, using time travel".
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Everybody assumes exclusive access to the time machine, which is reasonable given that time machines are magical devices, not future consumer products
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right.. I have it at home.. need some batteries though..
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If I had a time machine I would have written this tweet myself
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I think if you revise it to "If I had the fist time machine ever...", the rest of it works.
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Still trying to understand it
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