Frederic Barthelemy

@fbartho

Software Engineer, Tech Enthusiast, aspiring Entrepreneur — I build at

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Joined March 2007
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  1. 28 minutes ago

    Is there such a thing as cheese toxicity? Asking for a friend who is currently eating his way through Rome.

    4 retweets 45 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    Me: imagine if tempurpedic made lingerie Mr.: no Me: can u imagine? It would be called Mr.: don't Me: more like - Mr.: NO Me: MAMMARY FOAM

    19 retweets 87 likes
  3. 12 hours ago

    Nothing beats SF in October ... you look mahvelous!

    3 retweets 9 likes
  4. Apr 4 Manhattan, NY

    [7:30pm] Tonight I'll actually go to bed on time and get sleep! [2:30am] the most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was $1.3 million

    12,814 retweets 20,701 likes
  5. 16 hours ago

    This is the best evergreen tweet.

    What Trump just did is a disgrace.
    19 retweets 77 likes
  6. Aug 3

    This is Bo and Ty. Bo eats paper and Ty felt left out. 11/10 for both

    3,770 retweets 11,809 likes
  7. 17 hours ago Menlo Park, CA

    Yes. And ability to learn how to join or be part of another network by observing ("lurking") is super cool/important.

    Twitter isn't based on real-world friendships, and the "all-public", follow-only approach encourages this.
    3 retweets 18 likes
  8. 16 hours ago

    Till you can type when BarTender is active, & filter down to find the a specific menu bar icon:

  9. 18 hours ago

    I’m… not sure Amazon knows how statistics work:

  10. Oct 17 Berkeley, CA

    I’m managed to induce a deadlock in my app just by using Swift generics. This is amusing.

    2 retweets 12 likes
  11. Oct 16

    Indeed — I just got Swift running on AWS Lambda! 🎉 🎉 (Now it's "just" a matter of making it useful.)

    The Alexa, Swift, Lambda side project with actually looks like it might work 😀
    17 retweets 57 likes
  12. Oct 16

    Is it just me or is this eerily cool? Sometimes late on a Sunday, I notice patterns.

    83 retweets 301 likes
  13. Oct 16

    15 years experience in macOS & iOS as senior engineer, 13 @ Apple. Looking for engineer or: - product evangelism - dev evangelist Pls /ft

    38 retweets 21 likes
  14. Oct 16

    time to plant the babies to make them strong and beautiful

    137 retweets 310 likes
  15. 10 Aug 2015 Chicago, IL

    omg

    651 retweets 1,024 likes
  16. Oct 3

    After 6 Years And 720,000 Attempts, Photographer Alan McFadyen Finally Takes Perfect Shot Of Kingfisher

    580 retweets 728 likes
  17. Oct 16 Orlando, FL

    . They found your dog.

    23 retweets 140 likes
  18. Oct 16

    Conclusive proof you CAN herd cats

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  19. Oct 16

    real talk how does this facebook page get verified?

    236 retweets 758 likes
  20. Oct 16

    gate announcer for our flight: "you can't bring your samsung note. take it back to customer service, mail it to yourself...or samsung" 🔥

    3 retweets 2 likes

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