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    21. lip 2018.

    Argentina/Barca fans: “Messi can’t do everything by himself” Well, Cristiano DOES everything by himself 🐐🐐🐐

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    21. pro 2017.

    Guys, it's official. I ran the calculations. I definitely do not want to go to work.

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    21. lip 2018.

    If Michelle Obama had worn the jacket Melania Trump wore today, there would be civil war right now.

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    18. lip 2018.

    Actually, Frankenstein is the doctor. Ann Coulter is the monster.

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    21. lip 2018.

    Our grandchildren will tell stories of this presidency while they kill each other for potable water.

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    10. svi 2018.

    Me: *eating a snack* Dog trainer: those are for the dog Me: then why does it look like bacon? Dog trainer: to fool the dog Me: *still eating them* I see

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    21. lip 2018.

    only two more weeks to enjoy this billboard unless i crowdfund to keep it up for 5 more years

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    Dinosaurs: hey Noah open up its starting to rain out here haha Noah: [door lock noise]

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    5. sij 2017.

    Ran into an old school friend today, who's in amazing shape. I listened carefully to her daily routine so I'll never have to see her again.

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    21. lip 2018.

    (melania staring at her closet this morning, her eyes darting between her "i really dont care" jacket and her "im complicit in my husband's crimes against humanity" parka)

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    25. kol 2015.

    ATMs should have breathalyzers

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    20. lip 2018.

    Being an adult is so exciting. What body part will hurt tomorrow? Why did I walk in here? Who knows? So much fun!

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    i guess what really bums me out is that when greece, rome, and egypt fell as empires they left stunning ruins for humanity to explore for thousands of years. i feel like our abandoned strip malls with ruby tuesday and forever 21 won't hold the same mystique

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    20. lip 2018.

    Wife: Did you get the cat ready for you parents? Me: Yes. Wait, did you say parents or Paris? Wife: Parents. She's going to your parents' house for the weekend. Me: Ok, then no

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    21. lip 2018.

    I just want to be as happy as I was when my teacher rolled a tv cart into the classroom.

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    21. lip 2018.

    Demi relapsed and everybody left her? And now she’s honest enough to tell us about her relapse... I don’t know how to feel, I’m angry, so sad, afraid...

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    18. lip 2018.

    [waiting in line to go to hell] me: ugh i hate waiting.. oh right i see

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    20. lip 2018.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Europe's banning memes, the US is banning the internet. And for completely definitely totally unrelated reasons, everyone is moving to Australia.

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    20. lip 2018.

    me: we should be chill during this conversation my brain: throw in the word 'thang' for no reason at all

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