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    Former Stripe Dog‏ @fauxlacine Feb 8

    Did you know the incel term for women who have had too much sex (in their opinion) is 'roasties'. Referring to what they think a vagina looks like after a woman has sex too much (with people other than them I presume).

    3:35 PM - 8 Feb 2018
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      2. Sofia Fluttertail‏ @ZakuraTech Feb 8
        Replying to @fauxlacine

        Roast beef is the best meat tho. Do those fucking morons think untouched vaginas look like chicken nuggets?

        3 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Former Stripe Dog‏ @fauxlacine Feb 8
        Replying to @ZakuraTech

        They have never seen a vagina outside of porn lol.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Curvy the Mammoth going to MFF be nice to me pls‏ @CurvyTheFly Feb 8
        Replying to @fauxlacine

        There's a whole info chart on the topic floating around somewhere and holy god. Apparently the labia minor are 'claspers' that grab on during sex, and the more sex a woman has the more stretched out and useless they become. I AM NOT LOOKING THAT UP AT WORK.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Former Stripe Dog‏ @fauxlacine Feb 8
        Replying to @CurvyTheFly

        They are over estimating the power of their ding dong lol

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      2. FallHusky‏ @KaneHusky13 Feb 8
        Replying to @fauxlacine

        ...I mean I guess it's better than "Clam".

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      3. Former Stripe Dog‏ @fauxlacine Feb 8
        Replying to @KaneHusky13

        Referring to people by a pejorative for their genitals is not tho. At least I don't think so... maybe it helps you get a gf???

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. FallHusky‏ @KaneHusky13 Feb 8
        Replying to @fauxlacine

        I don't think I'd ever call my girlfriend "Roastie" It sounds like something you'd call someone who gets roasted and you're making fun of them. The actual definition of the word is way worse though. Like, jesus.

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      1. Rose Gold Basic Coyote‏ @eroticwetatomic Feb 8
        Replying to @fauxlacine

        I did know that. And those people can die mad about it.

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      2. LouCathWil‏ @Loucathwil Feb 8
        Replying to @fauxlacine

        That term just makes me think of coffee.

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      3. LouCathWil‏ @Loucathwil Feb 8
        Replying to @Loucathwil @fauxlacine

        I recently finished a book about coffee, and it mentioned that in Ethiopia the beans are thought to represent the female genitals.

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