Father Apprentice

@fatherapprentic

For new and used dads... Helping men be good and dads be great. Tell your friends.

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  1. 2 Jul 2013

    RT : Ernest Hemingway's 'Advice to a Son'

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  2. Retweeted
    3 May 2013

    “To have a child is to embrace a future you can’t control.”

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  3. 24 Apr 2013

    It takes a village idiot to raise a child.

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  4. 22 Mar 2013

    We’ve got an updated coupon code for . Check out the reviews and pick one up!

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  5. 7 Dec 2012

    So *that’s* how it’s done. How to make a baby ==>

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  6. 5 Dec 2012

    RT : “Don’t poop in the shower” is not something a human should have to explain to another human, yet here I am.

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  7. 18 Nov 2012

    Dads - listen, if you don’t know about the ultimate sleeper put-down, you need to. Check the comments:

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    22 Nov 2008

    Parents who are one step more attentive than you: coddling yuppies. Parents who are one step less attentive: neglectful assholes.

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  9. 3 Oct 2012

    Man Tip: got a high efficiency toilet? Give it a quick half flush to wet the drop zone before you lay your steamers.

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  10. 30 Aug 2012

    Men with kids, you get this; this is for you… this is the thing you get that’s for you and i’m dying laughing.

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  11. 11 Jul 2012

    Good ol’ fatherly ingenuity.

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  12. 2 Jul 2012

    Had me rolling… here's how you put together a birth plan:

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  13. 1 Jul 2012

    How to smoke a cigar… classic.

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  14. 17 Jun 2012

    Happy Father’s Day Mother F*&ers.

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  15. 21 May 2012

    Awesome leggings, bro!

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  16. 9 May 2012

    My son sleeping in his own big-boy bed has been the highlight of parenting thus far. Hands down.

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  17. 28 Apr 2012

    {phone ring} hello? "Hi sir i'm Emily from {insert org here} and were just..." Sorry, putting my kid to sleep {click}

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  18. 16 Apr 2012

    Newsletter sent! If you're on the list I think you may just giggle a little (a lot!). let me know. Not on the list?

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  19. 16 Apr 2012

    If you're a dad, you should signup for this. I'll be updating it today with some gems… Help with an RT?

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  20. 6 Apr 2012

    Keep the faith, man. Stay elastic, stay curious, try to find things to enjoy and reasons to be grateful.

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