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cyber genious, adult goth, storm chaser (struck by lightning 2x), 880+ crystals in my home, winner of MANY awards which i decline to name at this time

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    jon hendren‏Verified account @fart 1 Oct 2015

    very proud to be one notch above "cop car with bees on it" thanks to allpic.twitter.com/ieL4QX1ETe

    12:28 AM - 1 Oct 2015
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      1. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 1 Oct 2015
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        @fart jon, you are a great man and i hope you had a good day

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      2. jon hendren‏Verified account @fart 1 Oct 2015
        Replying to @thomas_violence

        @thomas_violence tom thank you i miss you

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 1 Oct 2015
        Replying to @fart

        @fart we will share a beer again in the future i truly believe it

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🚽wh 🌀 🌀sh 🚽‏ @CambriUgh 1 Oct 2015
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        @thomas_violence @fart if not beforehand, definitely in Valhalla

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Owen Turtenwald‏Verified account @OwenTweetenwald 1 Oct 2015
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        @fart congratulations you earned it. 🐝🐝🐝 ✂️>🐝🚓🐝 🐝🐝🐝

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      1. chris‏ @BassoonJokes 1 Oct 2015
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        @fart congrats on the new bee car jon.

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      1. Ed Zitron‏Verified account @edzitron 3 Oct 2015
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        @fart @adambrereton I'll be honest you're less important than the cop bee car I'm fucking fascinated by that

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      1. Peter the Ⓐgorist‏ @PAKallman 1 Oct 2015
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        @fart HERO HERO HERO

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      1. Sarah^3‏ @SarahCubed 1 Oct 2015
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        @fartpic.twitter.com/TULHoAnNdw

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      1. Churlish‏ @Cryptoterra 1 Oct 2015
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        @fart congrats on your notch my friend

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      1. el Zilcho‏ @ELCresswell 1 Oct 2015
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        @fart 'always save the awesome story for second' - bad clickbait editor

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      1. Bollocks Jobsgone‏ @PhilipKDingus 1 Oct 2015
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        @fart i hope the cops are okay

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      2. demi tomato‏ @tresdessert 1 Oct 2015
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        @_SLABS_ @fart bee lives matter

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      1.  👍 Jackfruits In Jackboots S01E01  👍‏ @ghost_shit 3 Oct 2015
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        @fart Ummm. How could Edward Scissorhands hold a whistle in order to blow it? @KetanJ0

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      1. Ed Zitron‏Verified account @edzitron 3 Oct 2015
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        @fart @adambrereton also what the hell is a bee truck? Do they just carry bees around in a special truck willy nilly

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      1. Brendan Maclean‏Verified account @macleanbrendan 3 Oct 2015
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        @fart @adambrereton I love bees

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      1. Andrew Frolund‏ @Fro80y 3 Oct 2015
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        @fart Loved your work on HLN. Now if we could just get you on Fox News somehow!

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        @fart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeiWpmUylUE …

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      1. Endren Miers‏ @evilmiera 3 Oct 2015
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        @fart Jon, what have you DONE.

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