jon hendren

@fart

silicon valley's most influential thought leader, thought lord, and award-winning cybersecurity expert

Mountain View, CA
Participa desde março de 2008

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  1. when ur legs get too hot under the blanket

  2. when u got bad taste in gifts

  3. when its time for walkies

  4. when ur phone brightness is all the way up

  5. when the dog sees u naked for the first time

  6. when u dont really want to go canoeing but your groupon is about to expire

  7. when the dog thinks its time to wake up

  8. bae: come over me: i cant, im a flaming skull in outer space bae: im feasting on souls of the damned me:

  9. when ur hand smells weird and u dont know why

  10. when someone shows up to the party wearing the same demon knight armor as u

  11. when its time to read some fuckin books, hell ya

  12. when u keep gettin shocked by the same doorknob

  13. when u remind ur roommate that jeopardy is on

  14. when u realize commuting on a bicycle gets u to work faster than driving

  15. when u meet ur friends new dog and take a selfie with it

  16. the boys in group dm when u take a pic of your beer and the tip of ur dick is in the shot

  17. when u show the stylist a pic of what u want

  18. when the book club meets in 3 hours and u havent even started

  19. when ur waiting for the chicken nuggets to cool

  20. when the shower is slightly too hot but u get in anyway

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