jon hendrenVerified account

@fart

Voted Silicon Valley's Most Influential Thought Leader 2014-2016, IT Security/Risk Expert, Perfect Brain

Mountain View, CA
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Joined March 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Nov 2015

    i have started an email newsletter. i might send emails, or i might not. sign up for it anyway it's of charge

    16 retweets 152 likes
  2. 6 hours ago

    Still one of my favorites. answers questions about Edward Scissorhands instead of Edward Snowden. via

    84 retweets 212 likes
  3. Mar 7

    Quick reminder that Donald Trump thinks dogs can get fired.

    709 retweets 1,342 likes
  4. 10 hours ago

    probably way late on this, but this piece on norm macdonald is so damn good

    115 retweets 337 likes
  5. Aug 18

    there is literally no lunar eclipse tonight but a lot of shitty astrology websites say there is for some reason

    26 retweets 104 likes
  6. Aug 18

    theres a linux distro called OpenIndiana (abbreviated as OI) w/ a version codenamed "MATE." OI MATE. these are the things that make me laugh

    28 retweets 178 likes
  7. Aug 18 Mountain View, CA

    hi gawker friends, if any of you are highly skilled engineers / it ops looking for a new job, dm me

    11 retweets 58 likes
  8. Aug 17

    THR SUN GOES DOWN THE LAP TOP COMES OUT

    1,362 retweets 2,717 likes
  9. Aug 18 Mountain View, CA

    one of the big dreams of my life is to buy an old circuit city with the big red cube and live in the cube. dont @ me

    79 retweets 434 likes
  10. Aug 18 Mountain View, CA

    im going to use the stranger things title generator to type the word harambe... if twitter goes down from all the favs I'm really sorry

    77 retweets 717 likes
  11. Aug 17 Mountain View, CA

    no way

    14 retweets 92 likes
  12. Aug 17

    The best VR experience imaginable would be one where you go through a carwash on horseback -- the ultimate real-world taboo.

    305 retweets 1,078 likes
  13. Aug 17

    🙁

    18 retweets 223 likes
  14. Aug 17

    JUST WATCHED 44 HOURS OF THE FEUD

    379 retweets 970 likes
  15. Aug 17

    Southern Louisiana is drowning again, and no one seems to care

    163 retweets 99 likes
  16. Aug 17

    86 retweets 369 likes
  17. Aug 16

    i forgot to attach thiis pic im so sorruy

    16 retweets 228 likes
  18. Aug 16

    sorry im late for the big hashtag chat, fellow influencers

    5 retweets 60 likes
  19. Aug 16

    This passage from Juiced reads more like Jack Handey than Jose Canseco.

    135 retweets 414 likes
  20. 21 Oct 2015

    Driving right now - I'll get back to you later.

    60 retweets 114 likes
  21. 15 Oct 2013

    Im driving right now but if you want to call me i have Bluetooth otherwise i will get back with you asap!

    35 retweets 83 likes

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