jon hendrenVerified account

@fart

cyber genious, adult goth, storm chaser (struck by lightning 2x), 880+ crystals in my home, winner of MANY awards which i decline to name at this time

mountain view, ca
Joined March 2008

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    8 Feb 2017
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    Aug 11

    fuck it , if youre still anonymous in 2018 you are 100% a pervert

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  3. Retweeted
    3 Jul 2009

    So, my grandson made me this Twitter. I'm not pissed though.

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    Aug 9

    The argument against socialism is now just an all out attack on a Puerto Rican woman. You can throw all your "bernie bro" shit out the window.

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  5. Aug 9

    letting normies on the internet was the worst idea

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  6. Aug 8

    Universe From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Universe is all of space and time including planets, stars, galaxies, and all other forms of matter and energy.[1][2] ... Universe in pop culture The universe is mentioned in several episodes of Rick and Morty[51][52][53][54][55

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  7. Retweeted
    20 Mar 2009

    There's a very hungry caterpillar on www.google.com

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  8. Retweeted
    23 Jan 2009

    Testing new iPhone...

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  9. Aug 7

    dude is making his opponent eat the pawn he captured. ruthless

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    Aug 7

    Keith has the right attitude about fans… I love you all.. But if you ever have a problem with me.. Please feel free to leave….

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  11. Aug 7

    the word you're looking for is slaves. california has slaves

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    Dm@ct_trust please eliminate this address from Your list

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    2 Feb 2010

    I just had lunch. Where are u?

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  14. Aug 6

    alex jones definitely knows the first amendment is about the government but he also knows that like 85000 people wouldn't be able to resist quote tweeting him to correct him

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    Please stop texting me

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    I don't care stop texting

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  17. Aug 6

    thinking once again about the time a bird fuckin bullseye-shitted into the Kings of Leon bassist's mouth on stage and they had to stop the show

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  18. Aug 6

    Q: what is a moths favorite beer A: bug light please like and subscribe and smash that fuckin share button to send this baby to your friends. and remember to check out my patreon for exclusive content and special behind the scenes gags,jokes and never before seen posts

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    9 Dec 2012

    " what have I become my sweetest friend, every one I know goes away in the end"-Johnny Cash

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  20. Aug 6
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  21. Retweeted
    30 Jun 2013

    i can tell how beautiful a man`s soul is by putting both of my hands on the hood of his car and thrashing my neck around to awaken god

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