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last night i unveiled my new #DevOps Thought Leader website. it is beautiful and i love it. http://jonhendren.com i am a powerhouse
my online is so fuckin bad ass now pic.twitter.com/9duJiBRLMR
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Learn moreif i ever have a goatee you can kill me. you have my permission. print this tweet out and show it to the cops
43 retweets 189 favoritesif u are scared to fart during sex that means ur chicken to beef while porking
107 retweets 434 favoritesclick this first: https://twitter.com/dogboner/status/504336434648866816 … then click this: http://www.cnbc.com/id/102052742
16 retweets 53 favoritesBut that was just a dream Try, cry, why, try But that was just a dream Just a dream, just a dream...
10 retweets 30 favoritesI thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try
8 retweets 6 favoritesOH NO I´VE SAID TOO MUCH, I HAVEN´T SAID ENOUGH... ♪ ♪
10 retweets 6 favoritesTrying to keep up with you and I don’t know if I can do it
8 retweets 7 favoritesThat's me in the spotlight losing my religion
8 retweets 5 favoritesThat's me in the corner...
7 retweets 10 favoritesThat was just a dream.
14 retweets 16 favoritesI think I thought I saw you try, but that was just a dream
8 retweets 10 favorites"I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing"
9 retweets 8 favorites"Consider this the slip that brought me to my knees, failed What if all these fantasies come flailing around now I've said too much"
8 retweets 6 favoritesConsider this, consider this the hit of the century
8 retweets 5 favoritesOh no, I've said too much I've said enough
9 retweets 8 favorites"Every whisper Of every waking hour I'm choosing my confessions Trying to keep an eye on you Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool"
23 retweets 20 favoritesI thought that I heard you laughing, i though that I heard you sing. I think I saw you try 

"Oh no I've said too much/I haven't said enough..."
15 retweets 14 favoritesTrying to keep up with you, and I don't know if I can do it...
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