jon hendrenVerified account

@fart

Voted Silicon Valley's Most Influential Thought Leader 2014-2016, IT Security/Risk Expert, Perfect Brain

Mountain View, CA
Joined March 2008

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    i have started an email newsletter. i might send emails, or i might not. sign up for it anyway it's of charge

  2. Still one of my favorites. answers questions about Edward Scissorhands instead of Edward Snowden. via

  3. Quick reminder that Donald Trump thinks dogs can get fired.

  4. probably way late on this, but this piece on norm macdonald is so damn good

  5. there is literally no lunar eclipse tonight but a lot of shitty astrology websites say there is for some reason

  6. theres a linux distro called OpenIndiana (abbreviated as OI) w/ a version codenamed "MATE." OI MATE. these are the things that make me laugh

  7. hi gawker friends, if any of you are highly skilled engineers / it ops looking for a new job, dm me

  8. THR SUN GOES DOWN THE LAP TOP COMES OUT

  9. one of the big dreams of my life is to buy an old circuit city with the big red cube and live in the cube. dont @ me

  10. im going to use the stranger things title generator to type the word harambe... if twitter goes down from all the favs I'm really sorry

  11. The best VR experience imaginable would be one where you go through a carwash on horseback -- the ultimate real-world taboo.

  12. JUST WATCHED 44 HOURS OF THE FEUD

  13. Southern Louisiana is drowning again, and no one seems to care

  14. i forgot to attach thiis pic im so sorruy

  15. sorry im late for the big hashtag chat, fellow influencers

  16. This passage from Juiced reads more like Jack Handey than Jose Canseco.

  17. Driving right now - I'll get back to you later.

  18. Im driving right now but if you want to call me i have Bluetooth otherwise i will get back with you asap!

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