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Final chapter
But with room for a sequel 🤣
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Someone asked this question & I love it! Want to hear what you all think…
If your life was a book, what’s the name of this chapter you’re in now?
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this is so cute they look like their kids are getting married
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The X limited-edition collection is an invigorating alchemy of art and aroma.
#lifestyle #wellbeing #artisticexpression
luxuryfacts.com/index.php/sect
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'Creative is king'
'Go broad or go home'
Paid social default advice has totally flipped from 'uber precise targeting with the creative as an afterthought' to 'focus on broad reach and creative is your most important lever'.
Funny how things have come full circle.
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I hop on calls with media buyers every week.
Worrying to see how many are focusing on the wrong things like testing audiences.
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Really great explanation of how stock buy backs work/why companies love 'em. "US corporations bought back $900B of their own stock last year — often in place of investing in R&D and long-term growth."
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Let's talk about passive aggression: A thread!
Passive aggression IS AGGRESSION. It's counterproductive, dishonest, hurtful, & a favorite tool of covert narcissists & abusers. It's a stepping stone to violence. It uses the magic of "plausible deniability."
Let's break it down:
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My unpublished Amisesque novel about my time at Oxford was good AND YOU LAUGHED AT IT WELL NOW THE MACHINES WILL GRIND YOU AND YOUR WEIRD CLOTHES INTO DUST
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They just want you to be happy ❤️
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“A state of emergency was declared in New Zealand's biggest city Auckland on Friday as torrential rains caused widespread flooding and evacuations”
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there is no sinner
like a young saint
Aphra Behn
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George Santos himself "isn’t really the issue," writes. "The problem is a Republican Party that has come to expect its voters to put up with anything rather than lose one vote in Congress."
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I mean he stole his slogan from Reagan so makes sense 🤣
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New: Trump is unveiling a missile defense policy plan today, promising “to build a state of the art, next–generation missile defense shield” should he take office again:
semafor.com/article/01/27/
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Everyone stop using your outdoor voices on the phone. The whole bus is being deafened by two people
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What’s that novel that opens with the guy in a astronomical observatory training the AI that will replace him?
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“The Super Bowl is a huge tentpole moment for consumers, but it doesn’t necessarily line up with the key moment of consumption for the beer industry” 👀
si.com/nfs/2022/06/16 via
Looooool #everythingisPR
M&M’s spokes candy controversy is a Super Bowl stunt campaignlive.com/article/1811489 via
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I’m not a scholar but I’m pretty sure sharia allows women to work outside the home if they have husband permission? Obvs I don’t know really but feels like there is more nuance in Islam than this guy makes out
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The Taliban’s Minister of Disaster Management —
“There is no need for women to work. Our religion DOES NOT ALLOW women to work”.
Afghanistan has turned into a prison for women in the 21st century.
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Drum n Bass - Session 152 dlvr.it/ShXhQS
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The past is another country and besides the links are dead
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Whoever claimed that the "internet is forever" didn't have to go back to the internet of 2009 for a research project only to find that 75% of the links go nowhere now.
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A major study finds that having COVID-19 makes you much likelier to suffer over twenty different heart conditions, including heart failure and strokes.
“It doesn’t matter if you are young or old, diabetic or not, obese or not, if you smoked, or didn’t.”
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"Currently, Yuga Labs terms of service have been modified so that it no longer suggests that copyright is granted alongside ownership, but there is copious evidence that Yuga Labs once advertised copyright as a benefit of collecting their NFTs."
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so are we all in this same january blues funk this week or is it just me, my friends and everyone i’ve ever met?
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🎶 Started from the harry-potter-farting-corpse-movie and now we're here 🎶
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Surreal that the dudes who made the Harry Potter farting corpse movie and the Turn Down For What video are now Best Director Oscar nominees
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EEAAO is going to be back in 1400 theaters nationwide tomorrow.
To all of the people who:
-regret missing it in theaters
-fell asleep watching it on an airplane
-accidentally left at “THE END”
-want to hate-watch the film Cats style with your friends
now is your chance!
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Oh. Well.
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BREAKING: BuzzFeed will use ChatGPT to create content instead of writers
The stock is up 92% today
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""It's not about what we wear, it's not about what we do," she says. "It's about them wanting to silence and control you and them wanting to have power to make you feel like they've got a piece of you."
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