A winter tale for kids. Princess Pretzel Soup Her mom was a bowl of soup, and her dad was a pretzel. Once her dad fell into her mom and became all mushy. A dog stumbled upon the bowl and slurped them. The dog went to run into the fields then and it is there where she was born.
Replying to @ChiefScientist
... and then an Eskimo shaped her into a knife to bootstrap his evasion from concentration camp...
1:37 PM - 2 Jan 2019
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