Pinned TweetAdult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Dec 13, 2014Be the Great Filter you want to see in your past.313
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Nov 21, 2017Starting to feel these days like I actually did deserve that cookie for not raping anyone.113
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Nov 2, 2017"it's okay to be white" like "I love the poorly educated": propaganda via tempting your opponents into revealing their own vileness4
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Mar 15, 2017Does PornHub read MoldBug? http://thefutureprimaeval.net/passivism-and-the-procedure/…34
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Feb 21, 2017Replying to @fakeysaysthingsMilo's big mistake was being the rapee instead of the rapist. Nobody likes a rapee.11
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Feb 21, 2017Hey, remember that time Lena Dunham molested her little sister and remained a liberal celebrity icon?111
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Dec 15, 2016freedom is the freedom to suggest the leader of the country is having sex with his own daughter. if that is granted, all else follows.3
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Dec 11, 2016Barack Obama was a crisis actor. The past 8 years were a false flag.3
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Dec 3, 2016if China is going to tell us who we can or can't talk to on the phone we should probably just have WW3 and get it over with13
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Nov 14, 2016Trump Mansplains Obamacare To Lesley Stahl on '60 Minutes'12
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Nov 14, 2016Would it even have been legal for Clinton to refuse to hire Podesta on the basis of his Satanism?2
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Nov 9, 2016I guess @SamWangPhD has about 99 elections he needs to call right. Better get started on 2020 now.6
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Nov 9, 2016hope y'all enjoy getting just as much hope and change as the Obama supporters did5
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Nov 4, 2016the two world wars were the world collectively discovering that courage no longer mattered, first tactically, then strategically4
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Oct 21, 2016Replying to @fakeysaysthingslike human civilization got unexpectedly renewed for more seasons then unexpectedly cancelled so they just used their old planned finale422
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Oct 21, 2016It would just be so *narratively unsatisfying* at this point for the world to end in a nuclear confrontation between the US and Russia.1317
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Sep 26, 2016This is powerful. I'm sorry, but it is. Please don't write something snarky.15
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Sep 11, 2016waiting for "overheated and dehydrated" to become a press euphemism like "tired and emotional"2
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Aug 31, 2016PC language changes ruined the pun at the heart of Fahrenheit 451.13
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Aug 31, 2016oh no, now selfish careerists who only want to exploit their audience will have to rely on book and t-shirt sales instead1
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Aug 31, 2016people complaining about youtube not letting right-wingers monetize their videos don't realize what a boon it is for rightist discourse
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Aug 17, 2016don't argue about hitting yourself. build me your lunch money. https://twitter.com/balajis/status/753773388452073472…This Tweet is unavailable.4
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Jul 20, 2016Replying to @fakeysaysthingsyou can't effectively threaten twitter unless you're stronger than the thinkpiece mafia, in which case you should just destroy THEM instead224
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Jul 20, 2016Replying to @fakeysaysthingsyes, twitter's totally uninterested in standing up to the thinkpiece mafia, but it's not like this is them hunting political enemies.14
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Jul 20, 2016nero's case is less a case of twitter being politically biased and more a case of twitter dancing to the tune of the politically biased MSM15
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·May 13, 2016Replying to @fakeysaysthingsIf you let Walmart machinegun shoplifters to death, you won't have to be burdened anymore. otherwise, police need to do their job1
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·May 13, 2016they're actually complaining that Walmart calls the police when people steal things from them. my god, I thought this was the deal214
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·May 9, 2016satirist creates joke pundit using "bogus racial science", outperforms pundits who don't use these "bogus" criteria https://washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/05/09/our-fictional-pundit-predicted-more-correct-primary-results-than-nate-silver-did/…1
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Apr 29, 2016the average american has fewer than two arms - the normal american does notfivethirtyeight.com‘Normal America’ Is Not A Small Town Of White PeopleEarlier this week, Jim VandeHei, a former executive editor of Politico, wrote an op-ed article for The Wall Street Journal accusing the Washington political est…2
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Apr 20, 2016It's about time we had a criminal mastermind on our money.2
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Apr 14, 2016the racist case for Ghost In The Shell having an Asian cast1
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Mar 29, 2016bring back the sakoku lawsQuote TweetBest Mom Eva@mombot·Mar 29, 2016Japanese #StarOcean5 underwear changed to "diapers" due to foreign SJW complaints; Japanese fans pissed.11
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Mar 28, 2016"men's rights activist" is a slur for all the wrong reasons3
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Mar 26, 2016trump's campaign is an applejacks commercial. GOP elites: "but he doesn't taste like apples!" the electorate: "we eat what we like"210
Adult Maiden Myth@fakeysaysthings·Mar 15, 2016but rubio says he was a fascist and rubio is an honorable man11
Adult Maiden Myth Retweetedjoey is on @joey@spore.social@joeyayoub·Feb 24, 2016Student @UniofOxford rewrites 1980s pro-Apartheid article by replacing 'S. Africa' w/ 'Israel' #IsraeliApartheidWeek26244