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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Nov 2016

    Over the next four years we will find out how many Elliott Richardsons we have versus how many Robert Borks.

    126 replies 287 retweets 1,502 likes
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  2. 2 hours ago

    TONIGHT - Tune into HUMP! Greatest Hits, Volume 1. A collection of amazing past films from 2005-2018. The livestream starts at 8pm sharp. Only 2 chances left to see these films. Watch the trailer, read about the films, and get tickets at - TSARY

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  3. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Upon learning that Herman Cain is hospitalized with COVID-19 after attending the Trump Tulsa Rally...

    3 replies 40 retweets 261 likes
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  4. 5 hours ago

    It's kinda like installing sprinklers after the building is entirely in flames... only they were warned before the fire started that it was raining gasoline and lit cigarette butts.

    Wow — Texas Gov. Greg Abbott issues statewide mask mandate
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  5. Jul 1

    And if yellow cards don't work is going to put frowny-face stickers on their boarding passes. (Here's an idea: how about you kick these motherfuckers off your airplanes?)

    37 replies 58 retweets 506 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    Regarding what the president tweeted today, please read this. I recommend examining the Black Lives Matter movement through the lens of the women who started it—not from the perspective of some bigot more concerned about white feelings than black survival.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 27

    (1). Here's a thread for anyone who's been conned into believing Donald Trump cares about the US military or our troops. -Faked a disability 5 times to avoid a war he didn't oppose -5 non-rich guys went to Vietnam in his place -Tried to kick homeless vets off 5th Ave

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  8. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    New : Lots of your Qs plus comes on to talk up Kansas and from comes on the Magnum to talk about having sex during this pandemic. We tackle the big Q: Which is riskier? Eating ass or sucking face?

    1 reply 1 retweet 30 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    I still am flinching regularly to see people blithely acting like unending lockdown should be no big deal, in the same tones that conservatives used to tell us to simply stop fucking. No, this is a tragedy. And it was a preventable one. And people's misery is real.

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  10. Jun 30

    New : Lots of your Qs plus comes on to talk up Kansas and from comes on the Magnum to talk about having sex during this pandemic. We tackle the big Q: Which is riskier? Eating ass or sucking face?

    1 reply 1 retweet 30 likes
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  11. Jun 30

    I rode my bike home yesterday with a mask on and now I am dead.

    I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe.
    58 replies 62 retweets 1,522 likes
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  12. Jun 30

    Nope, shuttered restaurant near my house, we really aren’t going anywhere.

    5 replies 15 retweets 233 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    Thrilled to be joined by ! We discuss and Dan’s former life as a drag queen and why he stopped doing it PLUS the decoder ring needed to understand the variations in color on all of those…

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  14. Jun 30

    Some assholes create a new social media site expressly for assholes and then get the biggest assholes on this site to invite other assholes to join them on this new site for assholes and then these assholes are surprised when assholes show up on their site and act like assholes.

    This is how the Parler CEO describes their content policies
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  15. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Here's a quick visual summary of what got us here:

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  16. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    NEWS: CDC declares COVID-19 out of control in the US. 5 months after the president calls the pandemic a hoax 2 months after declaring it is over. And that is why it is out of control.

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  17. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Much like the pandemic, this vintage store warning sign escalated quickly

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  18. Jun 29

    Impeach the motherfucker AGAIN.

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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    I just looked it up. On the day Trump was supposedly briefed about Russian bounties for killing American soldiers, he was meeting with Diamond & Silk.

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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Breaking News: President Trump was given a written briefing in February on suspected Russian bounties to kill U.S. troops in Afghanistan, officials said.

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  21. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Starting my Monday listening to and talking about bottoming. As you do.

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