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Dan Savage Verified account ‏@fakedansavage Feb 28

The "repair" on this statue of John Paul II makes him look like he just stuck 2 fingers in a squeaky clean altar boy. pic.twitter.com/Xh1a6ujKxj

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    1. stephen ‏@ItaliaSteve Feb 28

      @fakedansavage I reported you as your comment is totally offensive and inappropriate to people of faith.

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    3. Dan Savage ‏@fakedansavage Feb 28

      .@ItaliaSteve If only my church had been as quick to report all those pedophile priests to the authorities, huh?

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    5. joel r. connelly ‏@joelconnelly Feb 28

      @fakedansavage @ItaliaSteve Keep low profile. I think Archbishop Cordileone would bar you from communion if in SF Sunday.

      0 retweets 1 like
    6. Dan Savage ‏@fakedansavage Feb 28

      @joelconnelly @ItaliaSteve Too late. I went to 5 pm mass on Saturday. @Pontifex

      0 retweets 3 likes
    1. Gabriel Arana ‏@gabrielarana Mar 2 Manhattan, NY

      @fakedansavage This made me laugh so hard I almost peed.

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    2. Dan Savage ‏@fakedansavage Mar 2

      @gabrielarana Only a terrible person would take that picture, only a terrible person would laugh.

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    3. Gabriel Arana ‏@gabrielarana Mar 3

      @fakedansavage From one terrible person to another: You're okay, I'm okay.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    1. JimmyNeutron ‏@jneutron1969 Feb 28

      @fakedansavage Muslims are throwing gays off buildings. Where's your outrage? Or are you too weak and cowardly to piss them off?

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    3. Dan Savage ‏@fakedansavage Feb 28

      @jneutron1969 My paper one of the the few to post and print Danish cartoons then, Charlie Hebdo covers now. Run along now.

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    5. JimmyNeutron ‏@jneutron1969 Feb 28

      @fakedansavage You personally Dan. Some of your trademark snark against Muslims - like you do Christians. Too afraid of being hacked up?

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    1. Geocosmic Valentine ‏@GeoValentine Feb 28

      @fakedansavage That's supposed to be John Paul II? Doesn't even resemble him. Except the fingers.

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    2. Dan Savage ‏@fakedansavage Feb 28

      Ha! “@GeoValentine: @fakedansavage That's supposed to be John Paul II? Doesn't even resemble him. Except the fingers.”

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    1. Sarah Thyre ‏@SarahThyre Feb 28

      @fakedansavage revenge of the ventriloquist dummy

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  1. Jimmer ‏@JimJimsonJr Feb 28

    @fakedansavage @notcreative388 who made that statue, the puppeteers from Team America?

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  2. Pol Roca ‏@polroc Feb 28

    @fakedansavage Does this wax figure remotely ressemble #JohnPaulII at all? Gosh, I would have NEVER recognized him... :S

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  3. JBV ‏@jverheul Feb 28

    @fakedansavage Are you sure that's not santorum?

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  4. Dave Koffer ‏@davekoffer Mar 5

    @fakedansavage you're sick @ pathetic.

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