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    Over the next four years we will find out how many Elliott Richardsons we have versus how many Robert Borks.

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  2. Widow Ready to Fuck Now, Not Ready to Love Again—Are Swingers Parties the Answer?

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    A FEW THINGS: Legalize cannabis, decriminalize sex work, fund the hell out of schools, stop giving tanks to police departments, AK-47s & AR-15s are for cowards, Election Day should be a holiday, Columbus Day should not, & Susan Collins is an actual liar & shouldn’t be re-elected.

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  4. Sounds like me faking my way through a conversation about the Bears with my brothers and their friends when I was 12 and all I wanted was for them to leave so I could resume listening to My Fair Lady on my parents' 8-track player.

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    So what this means is that a President can use the full powers of his office, including withholding foreign aid, to ensure his reelection and the only way to check that conduct is by winning the election that the President rigged in his own favor.

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    Jan 30

    This story is hilarious PLUS has useful content on glory hole etiquette. 🤣

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    Jan 29

    Ten years ago, was working as a public school teacher when then-New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg called for her removal from the classroom. The reason? Petro had previously been a sex worker.

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    Jan 29

    We received a ton of submissions for our online-dating horror stories essay contest. Literally every story we received was about a man.

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    Jan 28
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  11. PSA: Never leave a tied up person alone—especially if there's something covering their mouth or that could restrict their breathing. It's dangerous... but not as dangerous as sex and kink educators are required to pretend, as unpacked here:

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  12. It's scarier when this type of activity isn't sexually motivated. If you're bound and locked in a closet and it's not because that shit turns you on and you sought it out, then you've been kidnapped or you're being assaulted by someone whose motives are sexual but not consensual.

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  13. “This type of activity is often sexually motivated.”

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    I posted the wrong link to this earlier so here’s the correct one. And I’m going to take this opportunity to say some more about the experience....

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    Jan 27

    . . . conservative leaders sacrificed the integrity they claimed to have . . . and no one should forget their real faces - that of hypocritical, self-righteous, power-hungry bloodsuckers . . .

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  16. Remember when people said he wasn't gay enough?

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  18. Used to be a nation of immigrants. Now a nation of wealthy douchebags, money launderers, failsons — Monaco with nukes.

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    Jan 25

    When a white woman went on a racist tirade against foriegn college students on a bus in Amherst, Massachusetts for speaking in their language, a white man brilliantly intervened against it This is the type of energy we love to see from white people & need to see more of SALUTE

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  20. A Pair of Updates, a Wannabe Adulteress, Some Evergreen Advice, and Gay Topping Tips — Reader Advice Roundup!

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    Jan 24

    Julia Sweeney, former "SNL" star, talks about Al Franken ("I am still outraged about it"), the 2020 presidential contenders ("I'm crazy for Elizabeth Warren"), and a mishap at UW that ended with her being ejected into the fountain.

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