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@fakeXcode

The compiler strikes back!

Brooklyn, NY
developer.apple.com
Joined January 2010
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  1. 20 Jan 2014

    Don’t you just love when iOS Simulator stops responding to your keyboard? Yeah. You do.

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  2. 1 Oct 2013

    First move your app icons and launch images to assets. struggle with assets. set targets to use. launch and watch as your work is ignored.

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  3. 16 Jul 2013

    Go ahead and keep hitting command+. I’m not stopping this debug run until I feel like it. (restart Simulator, it’s broke)

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  4. 6 Jun 2013

    My homeboy Instruments is extremely flakey. You’re lucky if he launches on Profile, AMIRITE?

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  5. Retweeted
    16 May 2013

    June 6th at : Building Secure Apps, tools and talk with Zetetic and ! Be sure to RSVP!

    1 reply . 6 retweets 1 like
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  6. 10 May 2013

    That thing where you select iPad target and iPad simulator and I launch your iPhone app anyway? Yeah, that rules.

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  7. 3 Apr 2013

    Isn’t it awesome how just your Release builds fails for arch i386 when you use that handy new literal NSArray and NSDictionary syntax?

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  8. 11 Mar 2013

    (the trick is to look for new-style class properties with no ivar declaration, causes crash on iOS 5.1 and any i386 or armv6 builds)

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  9. 11 Mar 2013

    “dyld: Symbol not found! _objc_setProperty_atomic_copy” have fun guessing which one!!!

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  10. 19 Feb 2013

    Oh, you thought that nice new obj-c literal syntax was supposed to work? Try Release build config, and weep.

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  11. Retweeted
    11 Jan 2013

    OK, sorry, but if Jacob Lew *won't say* what he was doing at Citigroup when it nearly imploded, THAT is disqualifying.

    4 replies . 18 retweets 8 likes
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  12. 11 Jan 2013

    That thing about prefixing your class names with initials is no joke. You don't want a model named Entry, or to refactor it later. Trust me.

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  13. 2 Jul 2012

    You can hit that Stop button all you want, but I don't feel like it.

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  14. 27 Jun 2012

    Don't you love it when I offer you NSStream instead of NSString when you're banging out the code? Use that all the time, dontcha?

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  15. Retweeted
    13 Mar 2012

    Ol' Dirty Beefheart

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  16. 13 Mar 2012

    Isn't it great how hard it is to just see the full build error and copy it? Yeah, I knew you'd like that.

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  17. 8 Mar 2012

    Yeah, that's right. My .1 update just broke build clean on one of your sub-projects. Have fun filing a radar for that.

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  18. 5 Mar 2012

    If you don't like it when I delete your provisioning profile, get hip to radar, son.

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  19. 5 Mar 2012

    Haters gonna hate, okay?

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  20. 5 Mar 2012
    Replying to

    . I'm so naughty! Really, really naughty!

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