Faith Korpi

@faitherina

Defender of the uncool, offerer of sass, pop culture devotee, lover of Chai lattes and Vampire Weekend. Married to the supremely lovable, .

Austin, TX
Joined January 2009

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  1. TFW you’re back at work after vacation.

  2. Office dynamics: no one is impressed you sent a noncrucial email at 9:30 PM. We just assume you don't have Netflix.

  3. Who should play Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie about Leonardo DiCaprio's trip to Mars?

  4. I am all about . Start at the beginning.

  5. Why can't the "moderator" mute their mics?

  6. Lester is going to need a hug.

  7. ✨Braggadocious✨

  8. Describe yourself in 3 fictional characters (I had to think about it all week):

  9. The only plus side to living near a high school football stadium is being able to pretend all the cheering is for you.

  10. Suspension of disbelief: no ones hair looks that good in space.

  11. I hope follows the example of . Ahem,

  12. Nothing says🖕🏻quite like a noon meeting.

  13. If a Golden Book can use em dashes correctly, you can too Twitter.

  14. Making headphones nearly invisible is defeating one of their main purposes. 🙅🏻🗣

  15. Wasn't AirPod a movie about a Golden Retriever that played basketball?

  16. If you like Chef’s Table, you must watch Eat the World on Amazon.

  17. New workplace motto: if you can't "provide a layer of knowledge," don't even talk to me.

  18. Call me when you're verified on Instagram.

  19. Faith Korpi followed , , and

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