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genji mutual - doesn’t post very much but when they do it’s TEA - literally just retweets anything they find funny - tags friends religiously - probably actually has a social life - selfies always have them sporting a different hair colorpic.twitter.com/hGGAys4bOw

d.va mutual - cute aesthetic clashes with savage tweets - treats their twitter like their let’s play channel - “I’m doing a raid! anyone wanna join???” - so many filters on selfies you can barely see their face - always up to date on the hottest memespic.twitter.com/hJC4PM3oj8

mercy mutual - the one you dm for life advice - doesn’t post anything unless they really need to - is hot but doesn’t know they’re hot - college student but also has a full time job - screams on the insidepic.twitter.com/sWtyYCGYid

symmetra mutual - thinks they’re too good for twitter but still uses twitter - has their LinkedIn profile in their bio - tweets when they’re going to sleep and actually mean it - asks the d.va mutual to explain memes to them in privatepic.twitter.com/OLnBZVlVup

sombra mutual - always online but won’t post anything till 3am - incredibly cryptic tweets with no context - have dirt on literally everyone - neon aesthetic - improbable hairstylepic.twitter.com/Xqz7QZaPHF

hanzo mutual - alternates between self loathing tweeting and sucking their own dick tweeting - always leaves for like two months - wants an edit button - blocks anyone who makes typos in replies - literarily has no friendspic.twitter.com/8sAGoVJN8v

mei mutual - cute but kind of creepy - feed is mostly animal videos - literally everything ends with a - probably still in high school or acts like they are - posts more about their pets than themselvespic.twitter.com/RaY0v9YRl1

widowmaker mutual - account is always on private - only follows like five people - vague bio - probably rich (they are) - a perfect 10pic.twitter.com/34p7hnYmCH

zarya mutual - your big sister - butch - always the most woke person on your timeline - go hard or go home - intimidating but really wants friendspic.twitter.com/qkASkYmiM4

junkrat mutual - literally everything they do is cursed - always tells people when they’re taking a shit - video posts are mostly static - thinks deodorant is optional - twink who doesn’t know they’re a twinkpic.twitter.com/LL0T58NqkP

torbjorn mutual - has a hot gf - will fight you if you call them short and win - “sorry. I was asleep” - deletes selfies if they don’t get any likes - minecraftpic.twitter.com/lLrs9Vqniq

reaper mutual - used to be nice. what happened? - literally only posts when they’re mad or sad about something - follows every music group they like - always forgets likes are public - dropped out of collegepic.twitter.com/tH5enJKLiJ

doomfist mutual - “going to the gym” - majoring in some kind of obscure topic - - is hot but hella problematic - thinks they’re more woke than the zarya mutual (they aren’t)pic.twitter.com/AVVI2l2lTC

zenyatta mutual - pretty much if one of those inspobot profiles was a person - the only one on your timeline who’s always positive - “my dm is open if you wanna talk” - probably vegan but not a dick about it - snapchats of their nature hikespic.twitter.com/8IEkpTYlsU

lucio mutual - probably does sports or is at least in good shape - selfies with their dog - always takes pics of what they’re eating with a over it - they’re kinda popular so you don’t know how they found you - has spotify premiumpic.twitter.com/pzJUF4Vb2Z

pharah mutual - hopeless lesbian - bad at math - #NoShaveNovember - seem intimidating at first but is actually a dork - works at walmartpic.twitter.com/KZdRgMcyaK

moira mutual - stans for disney villains - crunchyroll membership - watches buzzfeed unsolved at 5am - sends you shady links with no explanation - high tier butchpic.twitter.com/FIbEffVsWG

soldier 76 mutual - resting bitch face - alternates between short and blunt tweets and mile long threads of complaining - won’t list their age in their bio - coffee drinker - “i’m so ugly” *posts ten selfies*pic.twitter.com/ivgAvOToR0

mccree mutual - gets blocked at least once a week - “wyd??” - posts about wanting to lose weight while on their third ten piece nugget - horny on main - questionable fashion choicespic.twitter.com/rAWnRKqbN5

orisa mutual - so incredibly helpful and sweet all the time - uses a lot of those kawaii emojis - actually donates to your paypal - “ily” - thiccpic.twitter.com/qjuXTcz053

roadhog mutual - mouth breather - likes questionable fan art - tweets composed of troubling imagery - you’ve seen their hands and feet but not their face - reads mpreg fan fictionpic.twitter.com/IJ3MiYzxgO

reinhardt mutual - watched thor ragnarock ten times - makes skyrim mods - probably someone’s dad but also gives 90’s kid vibes???? - a bear - you know he has a big dick. you just knowpic.twitter.com/CEwVmkPD9r

ana mutual - loves drama - mom friend whose probably a real mom - only person more well versed in memes than d.va mutual - savage - still uses facebookpic.twitter.com/HwJGNiObpY

bastion mutual - you never talk to them but they seem nice - still calls birds “birbs” - pixar > disney - gets winded walking up the stairs - only post like once every five monthspic.twitter.com/skfnxDQfqf

brigitte mutual - soft butch - is like twenty and already has their life figured out - has fifteen girlfriends - marvel stan - manager at a home depotpic.twitter.com/0WiscjSNmf

winston mutual - stans for neil degrasse tyson - is the entire science side of tumblr - furry - doesn’t like wearing glasses but hates wearing contacts more - uses deviantartpic.twitter.com/J3GltUTnN5