Alt Facts

@facts_the_alt

Programmer, shameless furry, relentlessly gay. I retweet things sometimes. I basically use this website to read things. he/him

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    6. velj 2018.

    "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -Theodore Roosevelt

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    2. velj

    being a furry for 1 month: Damn this animal people stuff is cool as fuck Being a furry for 10 years: i mean i guess i wouldnt mind fucking an air plane

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    30. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    It’s like heterosexuality: You just haven’t driven the right car

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  4. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    29. sij

    So I had to leave my car at an auto body shop overnight. My fursuit body was in the back, so I thought “I shouldn’t leave that there.” So now I am holding it. In a Lyft. ON MY WAY TO MY PARENTS HOUSE TO BORROW THEIR CAR WHAT FUCK WAS I THINKING OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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    29. sij

    Those that make a living doing freelance artwork or fursona commissions you have a place in Printing and Publishing Workers Industrial Union 450

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    29. sij

    If you run a business or make a living from commissions making fursuits, you have a place in Textile and Leather Workers Industrial Union 410.

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  7. 28. sij

    me hedging my bets on the short answer section of an exam

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  8. 25. sij

    gen z culture is trying to remember which out of the cartesian product of 6 different messaging apps and 3 alt accounts you need to use to talk to someone

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    23. sij

    Women’s magazines keep bombarding me with tutorials on how to straighten my hair so I can “make men fall in love”; yet I can’t find *one single tutorial* on how to turn my hair into snakes so I can petrify all flirty men and have the time and headspace to finish my novel.

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    23. sij
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    wish cis ppl would, whenever i brought up surgery for myself, stop saying stuff like 'oh gosh be careful don't get addicted to surgery' as if 1) i had the money to do that 2) i might get multiple vaginas installed

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    what's the male equivalent of a tradwife? i want a husband who has to leave every 2-3 weeks and isn't allowed to come home without an elk carcass for the village

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  13. 23. sij
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    19. sij
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  15. 20. sij
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  16. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    18. sij

    lightsabers are cool but you can't really use its tip to tilt your opponent's chin up homoerotically, so like. what's the point

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    19. sij

    the world is in the process of being destroyed by a flood of Dildos. please do not retweet this unless you want to experience this

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  18. 17. sij
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  19. 17. sij

    writing boolean expressions them: ¬ me: 💄

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    16. sij

    Our original post got flagged Part One: How The Furries Fought The Nazis and Won We went to Midwest FurFest. We left with a tale of a Nazi terrorist attack and a useful guide to surviving the worst year ever, together.

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    14. sij

    you wake up. you’re still a lizard sunning on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling “feet pics” to pay back “student loans” is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. time to eat a bug.

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