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Universally recognised Mum Friend™, fangirling over too much media. I am an adult but I’m not the adult you need.

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    pfizer (thats not my name)‏ @faayza 6 Jan 2021

    doomscrolling break: this person trying to do an audition tape while their cat just wants attentionpic.twitter.com/SC282aotCk

    6:46 pm - 6 Jan 2021
    • 28,873 Retweets
    • 125,586 Likes
    • Meredimc Sarah lazyloris Ben Solo’s Undershirt antigone (gogo) meredith Audrey (she/her) has entirely too many WIPs Elessar🌻 wing 🥛
    2,275 replies . 28,873 retweets 125,586 likes
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      2. pfizer (thats not my name)‏ @faayza 6 Jan 2021

        (can’t find them here but their TiKTok is @ wesleyryann, this was via Facebook as the tiktok’s were split into two)

        7 replies . 56 retweets 2,088 likes
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      3. pfizer (thats not my name)‏ @faayza 8 Jan 2021

        I think most have now found his @ but just in case, it’s @WesleyRyann

        15 replies . 67 retweets 1,695 likes
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      1. Rose‏ @Rosekitten89 7 Jan 2021
        Replying to @faayza

        This is just darling! People dream to have a bond like that with their cats. Too cute. <3

        1 reply . 0 retweets 65 likes
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      1. Dawn  🇨🇦‏ @dawnphoenixk 7 Jan 2021
        Replying to @faayza @Eleclya

        ‘Dad, you must be speaking to me because there is no one else here. Either that or you’re unwell & I need to do a cat scan STAT.’

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      1. (r)ollie  💍 🍙‏ @rolliewrites 7 Jan 2021
        Replying to @faayza

        the way I got distracted by their clothing going from tshirt untucked to button down untucked to button down tucked instead of the cat, which was supposed to be the distraction 😭

        0 replies . 0 retweets 38 likes
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      2. Becky Castle Miller‏ @bcastlemiller 7 Jan 2021
        Replying to @faayza

        It’s a Bengal cat! They are the most energetic and vocal.

        3 replies . 0 retweets 245 likes
      3. Kerry Howell‏ @kerryhowell 7 Jan 2021
        Replying to @bcastlemiller @faayza

        The Bengal is like “look, I am the STAR of this partnership, they can hire us both.”

        3 replies . 3 retweets 424 likes
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      1. A Gentleman and a Scoundrel‏ @ScoundrelPDX 7 Jan 2021
        Replying to @faayza

        The one-handed cat catch was most impressive!

        0 replies . 2 retweets 416 likes
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      1. Mike T. M.‏ @therealmiketm 7 Jan 2021
        Replying to @faayza @Demonpuppy

        Yo I would have used the one where he catches the cat when it jumped on his arm. That was smooth

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      2. (((JM ''Regulate Guns, Not Uteruses'' Kelly))) 🇺🇦‏ @netsinger 7 Jan 2021
        Replying to @faayza @doctorscience

        I'd hire him for any job he applied for. Patient, good-humored, persevering, flexible, agile--one in a million.

        1 reply . 2 retweets 400 likes
      3. Jack‏ @JackPrinya 7 Jan 2021
        Replying to @netsinger @faayza @doctorscience

        “So, cat, what do you know about accounting software?”

        1 reply . 0 retweets 129 likes
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