Ezekiel Templin

@ezkl

I work on problems at .

San Francisco, CA
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Joined October 2007
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    May 27

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    May 23

    Incredibly proud and thankful of the team and our customers. $100 mm of annual run rate in 5 years - it's been some incredible years

    6 replies 25 retweets 123 likes
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    May 2

    Do you understand the HTTP "Vary" header?

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    Apr 24

    "The Art of War" has been important for making Americans do stupid and cruel things to their co-workers since the 1980s.

    9 replies 67 retweets 222 likes
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    Apr 18

    Announcing three new services on our edge cloud platform: the Fastly WAF, Image Optimizer, & Load Balancer:

    2 replies 50 retweets 41 likes
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    Mar 18

    All I want for my birthday is a yoga class taught to Dopesmoker by Sleep.

    3 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
  7. Mar 18

    Came home to "fiber" outage in SF. Support says to reset gateway. Nada. Now, wait 24 hrs to restore service. ? Not very much.

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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    Mar 8

    probably the most interesting thing about my "ec2 is slower than mud" blog post is how many people explained system calls to me

    8 replies 3 retweets 42 likes
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    Mar 2

    At Fastly, we believe that equality makes all of us stronger. We're proud to stand with customers, friends, & .

    3 replies 50 retweets 79 likes
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    Feb 21

    Use this one weird environment variable to prevent thousands of unnecessary system calls in any process:

    Learn how setting the TZ environment variable can save you thousands of systems calls:
    2 replies 18 retweets 31 likes
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    Feb 21

    If you want to be a bear, try being one. If you do not want to be a bear, that's okay. Be whatever you like. I am a bear.

    15 replies 699 retweets 1,334 likes
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    Feb 6

    Fastly stands in support of our employees, the technology industry, and American business interests.

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    Feb 3

    In the past months, we’ve seen exponential spikes in traffic to & a swell of donations:

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    Jan 5

    If life seems scary and the world doesn't make sense, please remember: sometimes things work out. Not always, but sometimes. I am a bear.

    20 replies 1,295 retweets 2,366 likes
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    17 Dec 2016

    Took some Taiwanese Kaoliang to the Japan Christmas party. Actually it may have been rocket fuel but hard to tell.

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    8 Dec 2016

    Building and scaling the Fastly network, part 2: building our in-house load balancing system

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    9 Nov 2016

    I made it to ! I’ll be speaking tomorrow first session about MRuby-CLI. Also, ask me about shirts and stickers!

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    2 Nov 2016

    We are excited to announce official support for openSUSE and SUSE Enterprise Linux Server via zypper! Read more:

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    27 Oct 2016

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    27 Oct 2016

    I hope whatever is inside me there is enough of it inside me, and if there is not enough inside me, I hope I can get more soon. I am a bear.

    9 replies 409 retweets 859 likes

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