NYCer @badler picking fight w/ midwesterners who like to dip pizza crust in ranch is why [name anti-elite uprising] https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/11/01/ranch-dressing-is-whats-wrong-with-america/ …
I'll give @badler this: The Grilled Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza sounds pretty terrible. https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/11/01/ranch-dressing-is-whats-wrong-with-america/ …