LilyAnne Rice

@eyethesparrow

Writer, reader, adventurer, spontaneous song-singer, dreamer, schemer, everything in-betweener. Go to my website or something ↓

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lilyandwrites.com
Joined September 2013
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  1. Jun 5

    They are playing food network at the gym and it's unfair

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  2. May 2

    Wondered how I got a book the day after I ordered it, u got me with your free signup I've had it for 2 months and don't know

  3. Apr 30

    Pretty sure my decaf coffee from was not decaf I need to find out if that's a criminal offense before I vibrate myself to death

  4. 23 Aug 2016

    I'd bet $14 that there's a manufacturer agreement that one ear in headphones must inevitably blow out. $14 is what I need for new headphones

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  5. 18 Jul 2016

    There was a Raichu outside my house at 2 AM and without a moment hesitation I got up to go get it

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  6. 19 Jun 2016

    When you tweet your own thing

  7. 3 Jun 2016

    So many things to do that the only acceptable course of action is to watch

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  8. 3 Jun 2016

    The thing that e-mails me jobs sent "Turndown" attendant, idk what that is but I applied so I could be like TURNDOWN FOR WHAT

  9. 23 May 2016

    I wrote this thing

    Get colorful: How to dress like Kimmy Schmidt
  10. 28 Apr 2016

    hey lookat that that's my thing

    "From so high up, you're the last to see the sun rise and the first to see it set."
    1 retweet
  11. 1 Apr 2016

    My childhood best friend is having a baby, my good friend is getting married today and I'm just over here like cats cats cats

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  12. 31 Mar 2016

    A wig costs between $200 and $3,000. With your paycheck you could assume 0 identities!...my $110 dollar paycheck came with a sad fun fact.

    1 like
  13. 15 Mar 2016

    In two hours I accomplished writing "prologue" on my thesis

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  14. 29 Feb 2016

    Y'know how moms are just better at making the bed? I suck at it, so when I'm a mom, will my kids just look at sheets and cry?

  15. 28 Feb 2016

    Okay but also there aren't any Asian nominees either?

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  16. 25 Feb 2016

    Have you ever just driven along the road pretending you're in a car commercial

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  17. 16 Feb 2016

    Overheard this girl spent 350 on underwear cause she's bored and I'm over here trying to make my sandwich last 3 weeks

    3 likes
  18. 17 Oct 2015

    Me at work.

    1 like
  19. 16 Oct 2015

    Sketchy stuff you Google when writing: How does the inside of an armored truck look? How bulletproof is bulletproof stuff. Make a fake ID?

  20. 20 Jul 2015

    When you're in and your teacher says "as scientists, we aren't artists" and you want to run screaming because what are you doing here

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