Wait. I got it wrong. @chesaboudin says you call 911 to order an omelet and the CHEF is a cop. He says “you won’t eat it all” so he’s “not going to give you an omelet.” Yep. That’s it. Makes WAY more sense 

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Replying to @TheMarinaTimes @chesaboudin
Chef Chesa, in this omelette scenario if felonies were three egg omelettes and I ordered one you’d give me one cooked egg and two raw eggs on my plate. Y-U-M!
YTD the @SFDAOffice is declining charges in 2 out of every 3 felonies presented by @SFPD
Worst rate EVER and it shows!
3:12 PM - 12 Sep 2020
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