That joke is from Louis CK
Getting old is great because sometimes you'll twist your ankle or something and your body is like, "you know what? Instead of healing let's just have it hurt forever from now on."
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That has to be my favorite Kierkegaard quote of all time and easily his most cheerful.
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Do you need to wound yourself to hurt!? Man, you're getting old fine!
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I usually know I'm awake when I start to fell some part of my body aching...
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... and then your GP agrees ... Chair Yoga indeed!
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I used to heal so quickly. What’s with that?
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But then you might get prescribed opiates. The real one, not those of the masses.
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