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by age 35 you should have robbed your first Bank to finance your underground communist newspaper that you smuggle across the border into your native country from which you have been exiled for political dissent.
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By 35 you should have already been sent to a labor camp by Tsar for being a communist,, escaped and seduced a noblewoman on the way back.pic.twitter.com/u9QY2aGl9j
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Srsly people this is not that hard.
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I did it twice by age 30. It's all about organizing your time and making lists.
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Or something. Alexander the Great conquered the known world and died before that. Just sayin
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That’s the Castro model. I subscribe to the Alexander model where, by 33, you should’ve already conquered the known world.
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