They probably blame you for it. 
I know that philosophical zombies exist because my neighbors haven't replaced the battery in their smoke detector in like two months, and apparently are not bothered in the slightest by the constant beeping.
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No, this actually disproves philosophical zombies because anything replicating a decent human being wouldn't be so outstandingly horrible
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My neighbor from the floor below and his stupid German Sheppard bitch attest to this. Yes, he's got a German Sheppard on a second floor. By the way where could I find cheap industrial grade ethylene glycol?
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I left my Xmas tree up past Epiphany. Does that qualify?
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Maybe they’ve been watching so many basketball games that they think it’s one of the player’s shoes on the court. lol
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