Existential Comics on Twitter: "Hotel: "and we offer a free breakfast from 6 am to 9 am." Me: "uh yeah I'm on vacation, I'm not waking up at nine in the morning for a god damn bagel.""

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1. Alex O'Connor‏ @uberalex 7 Apr 2018
  
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  Be like the stereotypical tourist and go down early to place a beach towel on your bagel then return to bed. Brunch at 11 is your probable reward.
  
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1. Pichascarrillos‏ @Picharellano 7 Apr 2018
  
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  But is free tho...
  
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1. Dean Booth‏ @BoothDean 7 Apr 2018
  
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  "I’m in room 323."
  
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1. Pierre le Houte‏ @parrythehoot 7 Apr 2018
  
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  Why do they expect me to eat for three hours?
  
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1. nomad‏ @tidestowers 8 Apr 2018
  
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  Uh no I’ll get up at 8:30, hob whatever breakfast I can and then go back to sleep coz you never let the free stuff go to waste boo
  
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1. 𝑀𝒾𝓈𝑔𝒾𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈‏ @lacunalingua 7 Apr 2018
  
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  The bagels go fast tho
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1. SeattleUberDriver is the missing Osmond Brother‏ @206Uber 7 Apr 2018
  
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  I will however wake up before 9AM for a plate of bacon or six.
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1. Ms. Ass Almighty‏ @catherineohjoe 7 Apr 2018
  
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  Oh i wake up at the butt crack of dawn for free food you bet your biscuit
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