As someone who has worked in a variety of call centers like this - no, this is nobody’s dream job.
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I OPENED THE BAG FROM THE WRONG END ARE THEY SAFE TO EAT
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Hello, chip support? My chip looks like Jesus. What should I do?pic.twitter.com/Z6VByWLyHq
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“Hello, I bought a bag of chips, but the inside contained one big lump of potato mass.”
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You can get coupons for calling them to tell them how much you love their chips, the only real downside is bootlicker status +100
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Please tell me the "bag of chips related problems..." pun was intended

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For soft palate lacerations, press 1. For cheetoh dust persistence say help. For tortilla chip integrity issues press dos. For the disappointment of pretzels press 3.
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"Mam, it's not that the bag isn't full and you're being ripped off. Rather it's the snackmosphere itself that makes it 'all that and a bag of chips'"
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