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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics …

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    Existential Comics‏ @existentialcoms 30 Mar 2018
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    My dream job is to be the one fielding the phone calls for the number on the back of the bags of chips, to help guide people through their bag of chips related problems.

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        As someone who has worked in a variety of call centers like this - no, this is nobody’s dream job.

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      1. ෴ ❝Lychee❞ Cola ෴‏ @lycheecola 30 Mar 2018
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        I OPENED THE BAG FROM THE WRONG END ARE THEY SAFE TO EAT

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      1. Dean Booth‏ @BoothDean 30 Mar 2018
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        Hello, chip support? My chip looks like Jesus. What should I do?pic.twitter.com/Z6VByWLyHq

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      1. Millie van den Boop‏ @anxietystxoxo 30 Mar 2018
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        “Hello, I bought a bag of chips, but the inside contained one big lump of potato mass.”

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        You can get coupons for calling them to tell them how much you love their chips, the only real downside is bootlicker status +100

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      1. ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ‏ @Ini_tial 31 Mar 2018
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        Please tell me the "bag of chips related problems..." pun was intended 😁😁

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        For soft palate lacerations, press 1. For cheetoh dust persistence say help. For tortilla chip integrity issues press dos. For the disappointment of pretzels press 3.

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        "Mam, it's not that the bag isn't full and you're being ripped off. Rather it's the snackmosphere itself that makes it 'all that and a bag of chips'"

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