I'm thinking into getting into the banal-platitudes-as-self-help business, to build a following of insecure young men which I will slowly radicalize down the righteous path of revolutionary communism.
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Apparently you can become enormously popular by telling dudes with low self-esteem to like, stop hating themselves and go for a jog once in a while. I'd probably have to change my icon to Nietzsche though, so idk, not really worth it.
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"YOU are dynamite!" - Friedrich Nietzsche, life-coach
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I wouldn't go for the Nietzsche gig. Trust me, there's nothing going on there.
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Just tell them to clean their rooms.
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No no, you can't tell them to jog, you have to tell them to sprint and eat zinc. They're insecure about their masculinity and think cardio destroys testosterone or something.
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Nietzsche wearing a fedora
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Evan Mcgregor says, "Choose life..." Then get married, have four kids, and leave them for some harpy who's half your age.
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