"Why didn't they just fly the eagles to Mordor?" "Yeah and why didn't we just bomb Hitler to end World War II? You idiot. You imbecile. You are the stupidest person on Earth."
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Has it ever entered into any of you "why didn't they take eagles to Mordor" people's pea sized brains that you can SEE an eagle flying at you from like a million miles away?
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Below is the text from The Hobbit when they asked the eagles to fly them to the Lonely Mountain, and the description of the armies of Mordor around Mount Doom from RotK. Hmm, I wonder why they didn't take the fucking eagles. It's a god damn mystery.pic.twitter.com/Q0vNWE9atK
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Exactly. They're like the Switzerland of Middle-Earth.
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THIS HAS BEEN MY POINT ALL ALONG. THEY ONLY GET INVOLVED WHEN THEY KNOW WHICH ARROWS AREN'T MEANT FOR THEM. (Yes, I read the books every year... Yes,
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Yeah okay but why couldn’t they just borrow Harry’s invisibility cloak?
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i would think the nazgul would be the greater threat.
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It is a little like the question "Why didn't they just plant the palm trees on Tracy Island further apart?"
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Thank you. It causes me physical pain when I hear people say this.
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