"Why didn't they just fly the eagles to Mordor?" "Yeah and why didn't we just bomb Hitler to end World War II? You idiot. You imbecile. You are the stupidest person on Earth."
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Has it ever entered into any of you "why didn't they take eagles to Mordor" people's pea sized brains that you can SEE an eagle flying at you from like a million miles away?
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Below is the text from The Hobbit when they asked the eagles to fly them to the Lonely Mountain, and the description of the armies of Mordor around Mount Doom from RotK. Hmm, I wonder why they didn't take the fucking eagles. It's a god damn mystery.pic.twitter.com/Q0vNWE9atK
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are you saying that one does not simply fly into mordor
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Especially if you are a magical being, a semi god, that can see anything that happens in your land and a lot that happens outside of it. In the movies, Sauron is even symbolized by a GIANT EYE.
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'invisible eagles'
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Sounds like a rave I'd want to attend, then. :)
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