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Has it ever entered into any of you "why didn't they take eagles to Mordor" people's pea sized brains that you can SEE an eagle flying at you from like a million miles away?
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"Why didn't they just fly the eagles to Mordor?" "Yeah and why didn't we just bomb Hitler to end World War II? You idiot. You imbecile. You are the stupidest person on Earth."
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Below is the text from The Hobbit when they asked the eagles to fly them to the Lonely Mountain, and the description of the armies of Mordor around Mount Doom from RotK. Hmm, I wonder why they didn't take the fucking eagles. It's a god damn mystery.pic.twitter.com/Q0vNWE9atK
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who hurt you?
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None of this would have been necessary had they just communicated with the orcs. Surely they're an oppressed working class who would have jumped at the opportunity for revolution, but aristocratic Gondor would rather seen them dead!
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Also, no reason to believe eagles are immune to the Ring's powers - the boss eagle might well just dump Frodo and keep the Ring for himself, overcome by fantasies about Gwaihir the Gargantuan.
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capitalism hurts everyone though, so that doesn't count
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Fly the eagles to mordor — so we won't have to listen to hotel california ever again.
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