I actually don't think we should give the teachers guns. With should give the teachers ninja stars. That way they can stop the gunman, and plus it will be like…totally badASS!
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Even better would be advanced philosophical training. I recall an episode of the original Star Trek, where Kirk et al managed to survive a hail of bullets by believing strongly enough in their non-existence.
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Teacher: Don't shoot...your bullets will never reach their intended target due to infinite number of incremental tasks they need to complete. ...... Student: Wait, what...? Teacher: TAKE HIM DOWN!!!......
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make the kids who haven't done their homework sit near the door? (too soon?)
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"Here are your trump brand ninja stars, my best teachers of this great nation" -Trump as he tips his fedora
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We could give them drones and bombs. Why don't they just teach online? Oh, kids can't be trained to stand in line and schedule every minute of their lives to profit corporations online. They could just learn other stuff.
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Wow, super speech by Ben Shapiro: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TurDstww_NQ …
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I don't think this tweet necessarily mocks gun rights so much as a particular proposal of arming teachers with an imagined motivation.
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IMO, it is an important distinction, as tribal politics can make it harder to recognize when it could seem at first glance to attk ones own.
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