Figure skating is my favorite Olympic sport because you can train your whole life for it, be the favorite to win, and still totally fuck it up. It'd be like if Michael Phelps accidentally lost because he swam the wrong way or something.
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I'm a contrarian: I enjoy seeing dedication and hard work pay off in beautiful, awe-inspiring displays of athletic prowess.
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It does seem like a pure distillation of absurdity
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Wow you're grim. I thought you were a lighthearted parody Twitter account.
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Kind of like people watch NASCAR for the crashes...
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same can be said about professors
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Wasn’t that the reason for Evel Knievel’s popularity back in the dark days befor t’internet?
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I feel like fighting games are the pro gaming equivalent of this.
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Biathlon is good for that too. Mess up the shooting and you can lose it all
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