I’ve kept feeding my dog the same meager rations even as she gives me exponentially more joy, does that count?
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I discuss topology with my puppy. I started by explaining the Königsberg Bridges Problem and how knots are peculiar to 3-space. When he gets it, I’m hoping he’ll stop wrapping his lead around table legs.
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This reminds me of the lullaby I sing to my dog, "hush little puppy don't say a word, 'cause you're a dog and that's absurd..." He seems to enjoy it
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If you see dogs scrap for food, and how once in a while they share, you can see they already understand capitalism.
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Not when they’re running, no. Because then they’re running dog capitalists.
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My dog barks The Worker's Marseillaise, I guess he is more woke than yours
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Dogs should be able to vote
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you can *try*
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