When you try to flirt with someone at a bar, you want to put them at ease. Which is why I always open with: "okay, first of all this is NOT a pyramid scheme."
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I haven't gotten a ton of dates, but I've sold pretty many knife sets, so...
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There are a lot of ham Sammie’s in my immediate future.
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Shout out to everyone whose cousin is trying to sell them kitchen knives this season.
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