I haven't gotten a ton of dates, but I've sold pretty many knife sets, so...
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When you try to flirt with someone at a bar, you want to put them at ease. Which is why I always open with: "okay, first of all this is NOT a pyramid scheme."
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Your second line should be “and yes, I am the representative of the Nigerian prince in your email.”
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Mine is, "I'm a lil drunk, you look cute." I've sold soooooooo many girl scout cookies.
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Why not just open with a sham wow?
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Hi there is no problem with your account.
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That is like labeling sugar "Not Cyanide". People will still avoid it as it sounds suspicious.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA OH MY
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Or bitcoin?
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this is literally my tinder bio
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