we never said we weren't also terrified of scratchy clothes
Humanity is weird because everyone claims to be terrified of death, but as a society we spend more on fabric softeners and shit than research to reverse aging.
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One needs coziness while slowly dying...
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While death is inevitable, static cling is not.
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The dead, by definition, cannot advocate for life. They do not vote.
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Unless it's against
#NetNeutrality
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But at least we made the towel soft and cozy first.
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You're saying that fabric softeners *don't* reverse aging!?
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Death by old age is our last weapon against tyrants.
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Meh. 7% of humanity has not died. I'm one of the lucky 7%. I'm satisfied with this state of affairs.
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